Newcastle United vs. Manchester United

In the last five minutes I've seen two balls across the box that Chicharito dispatches if he's on the field. Guaranteed.
 
A chance!

Ridiculous call, Howard Webb, absolutely fecking ridiculous.
 
Why does it take being two fecking goals down to get a bit of tempo to our game?
 
Jonas just died there. For such a big lad he doesn't hesitate going down pretending he's hurt over nothing.
 
Tim Howard scored :lol:
 
:lol: Tim Howard scored.
 
This is how teams with an injury crisis play...
 
Tim Howard has scored for Everton.

Am I trapped in a David Lynchesque nightmare?
 
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