Eden Hazard | "I am signing for Chelsea"

[Gambit]

@ the muppets who think he will sign for United.

but we are signing him.

 

[I'm always right]

@ the muppets who think he will sign for united.

wum?

 

[Redfighter]

I personally liked the Ozil thread. I remember when SAF had apparently done a deal at Fulham was it?

The list of players we've nearly signed over the few years is quite epic

 

[Neo_Mufc]

If you actually read the thread, nearly everyone is convinced he'll go to City. This is harmless muppetry, good fun.

No harm in hoping I guess.

 

[KM]

@ the muppets who think he will sign for United.

Standard Ramshock Post.

 

[I'm always right]

2-1, sexy skills..... we're after the wrong player, it's Túlio de Melo we want

 

[vanthaman]

Is John terry gonna appear after the match and pick up hazard and claim him for the Chelsea trophy cabinet

 

[vanthaman]

@ the muppets who think he will sign for United.

Stop ruining the fun, I don't think anyone here is expecting him to sign for us, well I hope not

 

[I'm always right]

oh not again.....

3-1, Hazard.

 

[Van Piorsing]

Another goal. Hazard !

 

[R.N7]

but we are signing him.

Signing him where? Doubt he'd be happy with Gill's autograph on his arm.

 

[Raoul]

Wow....he scored again.

 

[I'm always right]

and still no t-shirt.

 

[kietotheworld]

And there is zero chance United have agreed to let him come out with that on the pitch in a post game interview, has shitty written all over it as we well know.

Why is there zero chance United would agree to that?

 

[I'm always right]

I'm quicker than all of you, and I'm very proud of that fact, actually it's made my night.

losers.

 

[I'm always right]

Why is there zero chance United would agree to that?

It's so "un-United" to do business like that.

 

[R.N7]

Montpellier one nil down, this pleases me.

 

[MUFCgal]

Fergie sign him up, Fergie Fergie sign him up!

 

[I'm always right]

How is that not a free kick? wtf

 

[Ramshock]

Standard Ramshock Post.

standard KM response.

 

[R.N7]

Montpellier one nil down, this pleases me.

And just as I typed that Lorient scored, damn.

 

[MUFAN79]

Watching this match, you have to say that Hazard looks good in red.

Indeed

Spoiler

 

[Siorac]

Montpellier one nil down, this pleases me.

Why? It'd be the story of the season if they won the league.

PSG are behind at Lorient.

 

[Ramshock]

Montpellier one nil down, this pleases me.

PSG fan?

 

[Maciej]

Watching this match, you have to say that Hazard looks good in red.

But would he look good in gingham?

 

[Van Piorsing]

Lille Penalty.

 

[Baxter]

Hat-trick chance for Hazard. Pen.

 

[I'm always right]

he'll miss

 

[Baxter]

Goal. Hat-trick for Hazard.

 

[Van Piorsing]

Holy Hat trick !

 

[Sir Matt]

Hat trick...

 

[Xander45]

Hat trick in 34 minutes, woah.

 

[I'm always right]

or not

 

[Raoul]

hattrick

 

[lysglimt]

Anyone heard of this Hazard-fella ? He seems pretty decent!

 

[I'm always right]

some story this is turning out to be

 

[Ramshock]

Who took the City penalties this season? Im sure Hazard will want to take them next season.

 

[Summit]

hat-trick hazard

 

[Dion]

The one time half of us have watched him this season and he scores a hattrick

 

[gooDevil]

He's that excited about announcing for United after the game!