Eden Hazard | "I am signing for Chelsea"

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Kouroux we're all counting on you to deliver us real time translations after the match, presuming he's going to be interviewed again (who am I kidding, of course he is)

So much power!
 
Kouroux we're all counting on you to deliver us real time translations after the match, presuming he's going to be interviewed again (who am I kidding, of course he is)

I don't have the TV tonight Top.My idiot of a cousin had the brilliant of spilling Coca Cola on it.Do not ask me how he did it :mad:
 
All these Twitter rumours that we've signed him are like QPR's goals all over again.
 
I don't have the TV tonight Top.My idiot of a cousin had the brilliant of spilling Coca Cola on it.Do not ask me how he did it :mad:

Stream it.

This is the only time we're going to count on you Kou.
 
It could also be this

"Thank yoU all for your messages, I see them doN't worry about it.IT will all EnD soon... Everyone, le petit #sadness


Or Probably::

@ Eden hazard hazardeden10
Thank you all for your messages I see do not worry. And yes all this finished soon ... Everyone little sadness #
 
You could say this is all Hazardous to the forums health.

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Miguel Delaney has tweeted some interesting stuff about Hazard and being at OT on Wednesday. Can't be bothered to post it as someone might have already done.
 
I hope Gill runs onto the pitch with a bin bag and nabs him.
 
Miguel Delaney has tweeted some interesting stuff about Hazard and being at OT on Wednesday. Can't be bothered to post it as someone might have already done.

Post it mate, nobody else has.
 
Miguel Delaney has tweeted some interesting stuff about Hazard and being at OT on Wednesday. Can't be bothered to post it as someone might have already done.

His hunch is he'll go to us (emphasised that it is just a hunch). City have offered more wages and he thinks it'll be settled before the Euros. He also said that coming to us would be a footballing decision.
 
Post it mate, nobody else has.
Onto decent Old Trafford source re Hazard. Much of this known but he said "no firm deal done but we have been talking to him extensively"... He claims Hazard was at Old Trafford on Wednesday. At this point, "it's a football choice". City have offered more.

I don't know anything from the French side so not sure about Hazard himself.
Hazard getting a standing ovation now.
 
Miguel Delaney is clearly a made up name.

He's a freelance writer for "Irish Examiner". Claims his source has told him that United held extensive talks with Hazard but it's a "football choice". City have offered more cash apparently.
 
I never thought you'd be this kinda muppet Top.Please don't ruin the respectable image I had of you

I have always been a transfer muppet, Kouroux.
Not the spastic new kind which spams every single thread with stupid pointless gibberish and talk of cock-outing every minute, but the original kind which sits back and hopes for something concrete, getting all giddy inside when real rumors appear.
 
His hunch is he'll go to us (emphasised that it is just a hunch). City have offered more wages and he thinks it'll be settled before the Euros. He also said that coming to us would be a footballing decision.

So basically we're no fecking clearer where he'll go
 
If Montpellier ends up bottling this I guarantee they'll be massive suicide in the southern regions.They have this visceral hatred of Paris and last week the Montpellier players and crowd were celebrating as if the title was in the bag :lol:

ooooh Jesus, I hope they hold out.
 
I wonder why anyone has not done a 'Hazard signs' thread just like the 'Torres signs' thread in our transfer forum years ago(where muppets had their hearts broken every time with those wum threads).

:(
 
Can we move this thread to Manchester United, he's obviously ours now.
 
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