Eden Hazard | "I am signing for Chelsea"

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You just know that he's not going to announce anything and probably say something ambiguous like, 'My future is in Manchester.'
 
Eden fecking Hazard.
I hope he stays at Lille after all this nonsense.
 
This is honestly one of the most intense muppet evenings in the history of the universe
 
Like Man Utd would allow him to announce this news like this. city bound. If he comes to United I will be happy to be renamed 'pink princess'!
 
Wtf is this. Just announce it already you cnut.
 
Someone please pm me a stream, I want to be in on all this fun!
 
Now they're even giving him a dog statue they just found out back.
 
This is so surreal I'm half expecting Gazza to show up with a bucket of chicken.

He'll announce he's going to City, then Cantona will run in, deliver a pedigree, take out a contract for United and force him to sign it at gunpoint.
 
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