Eden Hazard | "I am signing for Chelsea"

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Does anyone get a feeling that he is only keeping quiet about where he is going because the club that he has chosen have asked him to do so?
 
When he puts on his deodorant after the match I hope it stings like a motherfecker! :mad:
 
Does anyone get a feeling that he is only keeping quiet about where he is going because the club that he has chosen have asked him to do so?

I very much doubt he's made a choice yet. He'll want the clubs to outbid each other all summer.
 
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I think this sort of behaviour won't sit well with Sir Alex anyway.
 
It's too soon. It's not fair.

I know I can't withstand the muppet onslaught. It's like a frikkin zombie movie, I know I'll become one of them - but it wasn't supposed to be like this. Not this soon. We're not even close to the opening of the transfer window ffs!

Damn you, Eden. Damn you. I hope you trip and fall over at the parking lot.
 
But...... That is confirmation we are definitely in for him. Very promising not just for Hazard but for muppetry in general. We are aiming for the big guns.
 
I very much doubt he's made a choice yet. He'll want the clubs to outbid each other all summer.

Exackerly. He's only going to make more money the longer this goes on.
 
Think I'd rather him go shitty than chavski, for some strange reason
 
I think this sort of behaviour won't sit well with Sir Alex anyway.

True.. I remember when we was after Cantona and he walked off during an International game, took his shirt off and spat on it.. Totally killed our interest. ;)
 
If you think this thread is bad, the newbies thread is 10 times worse

:lol: Doesn't surprise me. Is there one or two posters there who have got a lot more posts than the rest? The Sneijder saga last year was terrible and two posters had over 1k posts in that one thread I think.
 
Can anyone fill me in? Why is this thread moving really fast? Some Twitter fueled bullshit progression?

Basically Eden made all United and City fans start tugging furiously because he said he was going to announce where he was going after the game today. Instead he pulled out his best troll face and introduced Chelsea in to the equation and still ain't got a clue.
 
United and transfer sagas always end in antiklimax. Fergie will come out in August and say we were never interested in Hazard.
 
:lol: Doesn't surprise me. Is there one or two posters there who have got a lot more posts than the rest? The Sneijder saga last year was terrible and two posters had over 1k posts in that one thread I think.

Mercury and mkr2204. Ha! I beat you to it!

I actually beat Damien to some information!
 
"Hazard said on C+ that the qualification of Chelsea for the C1 next season "makes (him) think" about his future."

L'Equipe's London Correspondent, Bruno Constant.
 
Mercury and mkr2204. Ha! I beat you to it!

I actually beat Damien to some information!

:lol: I wasn't going to say their names. Unsurprisingly they're both banned.
 
Remember, muppet friends: There is always another.

James Rodriguez

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Incidentally, has anyone else noticed the muppetry is mostly a male pursuit? MUFCgal was the first female I can remember and she was only here for the much hyped Hazard announcement.
 
I have a question, if Kagawa, Martinez, Modric, Hazard all end up signing for English clubs other than us. Will Redcafe implode, and cease to exist?
 
James Rodriguez

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Incidentally, has anyone else noticed the muppetry is mostly a male pursuit? MUFCgal was the first female I can remember and she was only here for the much hyped Hazard announcement.

Vivs was promising to name all her unborn children after him.
 
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