Eden Hazard | "I am signing for Chelsea"

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In a lot of ways, I think it's a move that makes sense for the player

He's a legitimate world class player with room to grow but a throwback sort of ego...Not a disciplinary or party player who has a poor work ethic but an alpha dog who needs to be the center of attention as evidenced by this sideshow transfer...Plus, he wants to get paid, get a big stage on which to play and pliable ownership that will cater to his every whim...And, it's London

Chelsea ticks a lot of boxes in that sort of scenario...doesn't mean it will equate to success but it does make some sense, I feel
 
Pretty much. Until it's announced officially, it's all just twitter bullshit, and it's different bullshit every day.

Yep. If only the Elders of the Internet would enlighten us...
 
Aaarrgghhh!

I've finally succumbed to muppet mentality. I said it wasn't going to happen this year after the disappointment of the last few summers but this little whore has had me frantically tapping F5 and checking Twitter.

I NEVER use Twitter!
 
We need this Gill/Abramovich race to be televised, like the amazing race.

I should be in charge of publicity for high profile transfers, I have so many great ideas for the muppet-tv channel.
 
Erm... you guys do know he's probably on his way to London for the friendly against England right?
 
He's off to London. There's more than one club in London. I live in hope.

Your club is the most irrelevant thing on the planet right now.
 
Erm... you guys do know he's probably on his way to London for the friendly against England right?

6 Days before the game?

Highly doubt it. Has it been confirmed he is on his way to London? If so where from?
 
He's not flying to london

  • official: Hazard said on twitter he's made up his mind (could be about what to have for fecking dinner to be honest)
  • official-ish: "realiable journalist" says there's an announcement at 5pm
  • unofficial: French papers last weekend said his agent was in london doing some contract negotiations, but that didn't mean united were out of the running.
  • official muppet: Saha tweeted about hazard going to chelsea, but he's just muppeting like us
  • muppet: Somewhat reliable twitter journalists saying they think he's off to chelsea
  • muppet: Sky bet odds plummet on chelsea signing him. Means nothing because the odds are based on the influx of bets from people following the same rumours as us.
  • lie: He's flying into london for a medical.
 
  • Official: Hazard said on Twitter he's made up his mind (could be about what to have for fecking dinner to be honest)
  • Official-ish: "Realiable journalist" says there's an announcement at 5pm
  • Unofficial: French papers last weekend said his agent was in London doing some contract negotiations, but that didn't mean United were out of the running.
  • Official muppet: Saha tweeted about Hazard going to Chelsea, but he's just muppeting like us
  • Muppet: Somewhat reliable Twitter journalists saying they think he's off to Chelsea
  • Muppet: Sky Bet odds plummet on Chelsea signing him. Means nothing because the odds are based on the influx of bets from people following the same rumours as us.
  • Lie: he's flying into London for a medical.

Perfect thank you
 
I've had 'Making Your Mind Up' in my head all day.
 
Aaarrgghhh!

I've finally succumbed to muppet mentality. I said it wasn't going to happen this year after the disappointment of the last few summers but this little whore has had me frantically tapping F5 and checking Twitter.

I NEVER use Twitter!

This is exactly how I feel. I try to refrain but eventually I give in. Not as bad as the sneijder, berbatov and benzema threads yet.
 
From BBC

Louis Saha backtracks on his suggestion that Eden Hazard had chosen Chelsea ahead of Manchester City and Manchester United. Saha had said Hazard was "apparently on his way to Chelsea". But now adds: "I'm just like everyone. Only him and clubs knows. We, fans of football, have to wait and see."

:rolleyes:
 
Gill's off to sign Saha.
 
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