Southampton vs. Manchester United

Have we ever had a decent header on target? every fecking corner or cross drifts over harmlessly in the penalty area
 
If Carrick was the vicar at a christening, he'd pass the baby to Scholes.
 
I want to run around the pitch and punch all of our players in the bollocks.

Although on second thought, they don't seem to have any so I guess it would be futile.
 
Excuse me Mr Carrick, Scholes has a tremendous shot on him and when he is free please pass him the ball like you could have done there so he can shoot and maybe score? thanks.
 
SAF has no one to blame but himself. Our midfield has been an issue for years now, yet he's stubbornly refused to address it. We're at the point where if Carrick is off (or playing in defence,) we're fecked.
 
At least we haven't got Rooney lumbering around to use as an excuse this week. Still think we'll pull this back and win 2-3 but we can only improve from here, it's very poor at the moment.

I honestly can't see where that would come from. It'd have to be a moment or two of individual brilliance, because we're sure as feck not creating anything.
 
United vs. Liverpool looks like it will be a relegation battle.
 
Whats with these long lofted balls into the stirker?

FFS they rarely work. We are not Stoke.