SC Braga vs. Manchester United

Just put the damn plug back in.
 
Second half time. Can we make some changes now please?
 
Battery powered hairdryer going off as we speak.
 
Quick get those lights back on , can't stand listening to the Fox pundits.
 
We'll play in the dark
We're Man United, we'll play in the dark
:lol:
 
Not only does Fergie have the refs in his pocket - he's got the Portugese electric companies too!
 
United clearly been watching 1980s Wimbledon tapes prior to this game. Get the ball look up and bang it long has been our gameplan barring one run by Tony V. Absolutely dire. Big Sam wouldn't even tolerate that. Can't imagine what the coaching staff said at half time cos it's had zero impact.
 
Surely you can't just have a 10-minute break and no consequences? Teams would deliberately use it to their advantage.
 
Well, I'd like to say that'll break up our momentum. But we have none. Maybe Fergie can have a word in the dressing room (again).

First ever mid-half hairdryer?
 
What exactly is our gameplan? We're hoofing it up whenever we have the ball, there is little to no penetration.
 
I feel robbed as a fan having to be put through that shower of shyte football - we have an opportunity to nick 12 points tonight that would confirm our qualification and we decided to piss it away by fielding a spastic team - our next opponent in the league is neither Chelsea nor Man City.......Why not start with a stronger line-up, get 2 or 3 goals and then replace them before they get injured!

Fergie's decisions these days are questionable!
 
A@A is masturbating furiously with a Judas Priest album being played backwards in the background right now.
 
Motherfecking Wynalda saying Evans is good for a gaff a game. Can't wait till NBC take over so don't have to listen to him anymore.
 
That pen was so harsh, nothing Evans could really do but jump out if the way and even then he'd have to react amazingly fast.

Rooney guilty of the mistake an some sloppy passes in general, not sure why he's playing so deep and ando so high. Think we need carrick on for giggs or ando, get a natural shape and go from there. Having a central 3 as it is now is pointless an if they're gonna play so deep he should just brin on scholes as he's far better as a deeper playmaker than any of them.
 
This happened years ago in a pl game but I can't remember where. Game ended up being abandoned