Swansea City vs. Manchester United

Suck my sausage, FFS...
 
We have completely bossed possession this half. We just keep on failing to create around the box. If this keeps up for the rest of the game, we will make chances.
 
Apparently Chico went up to a girl at a nightclub and said "I want to kiss you".

She replied "Oh, aren't you a little forward."