Manchester United vs. Manchester City

Jesus Christ.
 
Seriously, no option other than a backpass to De Gea at half way
 
If we're that hard pressed, stick Lindegaard on midfield, use his height.
 
In a great position with City in their own half. What we do is pass it back to DDG and hoof it directly to Hart.
 
No, he is a superb tackler and defender, but his position is in midfield where he can bring those to bear. He is not a natural centre half.

Are you trying to break some sort of record of getting the most things wrong in a 90 minute period.
 
Good play by Young
 
That was a good ball from Young to Welbeck, just wish it had a bit more power on it
 
Fergie's just saving the subs for that big match we've got coming up.

Oh.
 
Carrick is fecking world class.