[JinnerJamie]

Worse part about is Middlesbrough haven't parked a bus they've parked a fecking unicycle and we still can't get a shot in.

 

[One Night Only]

Isn't Romero great at penalties?

Way to jinx it.

 

[OnlyTwoDaSilvas]

This commentator is the pits. I'd give anything for a bit of Andy Townsend just saying "Better" repeatedly right now.

 

[the hea]

Can he play outfield?

Looks like I need to go and get my eyes checked.

 

[SqueakyWeasel]

Delighted that I've spent THIRTY pounds to watch this next week.

Please tell me that we're not playing Boro again next week!

 

[EdWeatherall]

It's a shame it will go to penalties, as the way we're going and our inability to score a goal we'd probably see that coutndown switch to 23 days to El Classico

 

[Loublaze]

Van Gaal pretty much telling Martial to win this game as the rest of your team mates are useless.

 

[DomesticTadpole]

Please tell me that we're not playing Boro again next week!

No. This is it.

 

[VeevaVee]

Middlesbrough reserve keeper has figured out United's crossing. Not that there as much to figure out..

The painful thing is, if the opposition did that to us we'd make a mess of it sooner or later.

 

[Maxii]

I think they've decided to let this game run on forever. The time had disappeared

 

[Shamwow]

Delighted that I've spent THIRTY pounds to watch this next week.

Well la di fecking da Marty McFly flashing the cash ya fancy bastard.

 

[kouroux]

Martial so close.

 

[Frank Grimes]

Commentator still talking about Friend's chance.

 

[UnitedinRed]

How longs left.

 

[Mibabalou]

If we had four martials we would win the league.

 

[carlosp]

Martial

 

[cantona7676]

Unlucky Martial

 

[17 Van der Gouw]

surely the Sunderland game under Moyes means no one should ever, ever hope for pens again

This did cross my mind as I posted it, but surely we can't be as bad as we were on penalties that night?

 

[Oga on top.]

Rooney being on £250,000 a week must make you lot sick watching him play like this

 

[minoo-utd]

Poor crosses from Perrera.

 

[Drifter]

Unlucky Martial.

 

[Kostur]

How longs left.

10 bings

 

[Laphroaig]

Ayala's dealt better with Martial than any other defender he's played thus far. Fair enough. Martial is a ridiculous talent though.

 

[RDCR07]

I think the commentator is in love with Ayala. Ayala this Ayala that!

 

[DomesticTadpole]

Rooney being on £250,000 a week must make you lot sick watching him play like this

What made you think that?

 

[#07]

Pereira needs to stop crossing. He can't.

 

[Dec9003]

You absolute mug. There's a load of free streams showing it tonight.

 

[Rossi19]

ref has been shit

 

[2mufc0]

Fecking Ayala playing like Maldini.

 

[Ish]

What the actual feck you blind motherfecker lino

 

[Amethyst]

Rooney being on £250,000 a week must make you lot sick watching him play like this

Try £300K.

 

[UnitedinRed]

10 bings

My clock says 24 days.

 

[Jazz]

Martial...unlucky

 

[mav_9me]

This is honestly as bad as Moyes against Fulham.

 

[Kostur]

My clock says 24 days.

ffs

 

[bosnian_red]

United's actually a one man these days attacking wise. And that man is more of a kid.

 

[Shamwow]

I have a horrible feeling that Pereira is gonna miss a penalty if the game goes that far.

 

[DanNistelrooy]

What is the point of our short corners ?

 

[Hellboy]

Refs are drunk tonight they really are

 

[Arytonblue]

Maybe that was it. I just recall Phil 'Duncan Edwards' Jones looking totally relaxed, and then skying his penalty to the moon. That was great.

The one time ol' Philly made a nice, pleasant face and he went and did that Ramosesque