[Spoony]

Well Jabba the Hutt is playing upfront for us.

Well that's modern football for you eh.

 

[Raw]

If we drew every league game 0-0 for the rest of the season would we be safe from relegation?

Finish with 48 points, we are staying up!

 

[Moriarty]

Zaha you big fecking fairy.

 

[NJM78]

Even worse is the 250mill weve spent, along with having a "world class" manager, and still having zero creativity, and playing probably some of the worst football in the league

All valid points.

 

[Amethyst]

Can someone post who's available on the bench today?

We need to sub off Rooney.

It's on the right of the page you're on.

Edit: + Tuanzebe.

 

[marlowe78]

Darmian is an imminent red card.

 

[Lewis.no.9]

If we drew every league game 0-0 for the rest of the season would we be safe from relegation?

thats still more goals scored than we can manage somehow.

 

[mu4c_20le]

Zaha is having a field day with Darmian

 

[LARulz]

Does LVG has the balls to take Rooney off?

We know the answer to this

 

[Chesterlestreet]

What?! United under Ferguson drew 0-0 three times in a row in 2005? I don't believe that, all I ever remember is fast flowing entertaining football and a lot of goals.

Yeah, fair enough, but you do realize the contexts are somewhat different – right? Fergie had been in charge for a couple of decades at that point, having won a stack of trophies, generally playing exciting football. The context here is that LVG is suspected of being a merchant of dire football (not saying that's fair, but it's the context), and so people take – well – dire football as proof their suspicions are well founded.

Fergie was never suspected of being a dire football merchant. Everyone besides sheer clowns knows about rough patches – this clearly isn't about that. LVG has not reached a point with us where one can legitimately claim that what's offered isn't the norm but rather just a rough patch. That's his problem – not some individual matches here and there with less than exciting football being served up.

 

[Summit]

shocking

 

[Rado_N]

If you say so; some of you will wake up and smell the coffee... one day.

So you only watch when you're guaranteed a good performance?

I think there's a term for that.

 

[Di Maria's angel]

This is an absolute bore. Either our manager needs to change tactics or we need to over haul this squad. Whatever were attmepting to do on a football pitch is not working.

 

[Inigo Montoya]

what on earth do we do on the training field?

Discuss philosophy

 

[Ludens the Red]

Fixed

Ta.

 

[FreakyJim]

pathetic second half

 

[Spock]

It's on the right of the page you're on.

I see it now. Thanks!

Young for Rooney, Martial to striker. Problem solved.

 

[peridigm]

Rojo has been solid the last few matches.

Can someone post who's available on the bench today?

We need to sub off Rooney.

Look to your right at the top of the page.

 

[UnitedinRed]

If you say so; some of you will wake up and smell the coffee... one day.

Costa or Starbucks?

 

[Varun]

Rooney should grab a couple of beers and sit down in the center circle and enjoy the game. He's not even close to getting involved in any way.

 

[DWelbz19]

Can we make some sort of proactive change? This is going to peter out

 

[MDFC Manager]

Rooney shouting furiously at Rojo for a bad pass...

 

[Raw]

I pay more attention to RedCafe than the actual match

 

[Trizy]

This is the worst game I've seen in years.. well I would've said that but our Wednesday game was just as bad, as was the City game the weekend before.

 

[Drifter]

We look like we are in the red zone . Does not bode well for the xmas period.

 

[Dobba]

If you say so; some of you will wake up and smell the coffee... one day.

Can we make it hot chocolate? I'm trying to cut down on caffeine.

 

[JPRouve]

I don't usually watch streams, anyway, but the decision to start Rooney killed any chance of me doing so today, though. You don't know how upset I get watching Rooney stink the place out.

If you need a shovel pm me.

 

[Ole's_toe_poke]

Can't see us scoring. No quality in the final third.

Just wait to see if we concede or not.

 

[NJM78]

Just get Darmian off sharpish he is a mistake away from a sending off. Looks completely ragged.

 

[roykeane19]

Discuss philosophy

 

[DomesticTadpole]

Rooney shouting furiously at Rojo for a bad pass...

The cheek of it.

 

[Minimalist]

Rooney shouting furiously at Rojo for a bad pass...

Our leader.

 

[togg]

Rooney shouting furiously at Rojo for a bad pass...

 

[ha_rooney]

Have we had a shot yet?

 

[iAm20Legend]

Terrible stuff

 

[Varun]

Poor from Herrera

 

[Hed Zitin]

Got to change it this is pub football from us.

 

[Someone]

This is really a poor performance from everyone involved.

 

[Dobba]

Rooney shouting furiously at Rojo for a bad pass...

Probably threatened to take him to court for copyright infringement.

 

[Inigo Montoya]

I pay more attention to RedCafe than the actual match

sad isn't it

 

[minoo-utd]

We don't know what to do!! LVG is to blame.