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Do you want Pogba for £100 million?


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Have to admit I LOVE insider info from people who get to work and be close to people who know info. Of course people making stuff up is pretty annoying but I think here on the CAF it makes little sense to make things up and spin that you somehow know infomation that you dont as youll get found out and banned. Keep them coming I say its great fun.

As for my own inside info (not to do with Pogba) an old friend who ive known for well over 10 years (im 28) well her mum works at Arsenal and actually does all the accounts and sorts out contracts for players. Im always asking her for information but unlike some others she is absolutely tight lipped. Wont say a peep much to my frustration.

Weird to know I could be a genuine ITK for Arsenal, shame she wont chat and shame I dont give a toss about Arsenal.
 
I dont understand lot of you, just can't believe you were saying Pogba is not good, there are few player better than him. No, there are not, he is the best CM atm. He can create from impossible positions, he can keep the ball more than anybody else, he can fast transsform from def to att, his long balls are almost like Scholes. I can add few more things believe me but its enough.

Dont want to argue about the money, but if we can bring him back home, he is more than welcome.
 
Juventus are trash. Sell Pogba and start signing younger quality centre backs like Manolas, Marquinhos, Varane etc as your defence has an average age of about 60. Be smart Juve, you don't deserve Pogba.
 
I have at least these 10 in front of him (in no particular order):

Kroos
Kante
Iniesta
Modric
Koke
Verratti
Busquets
Rakatic
Vidal
Alaba

To be honest, retrospectively looking at that list, I could see an argument for Pogba being better than some of them (Alaba, Vidal and possibly Rakatic). He's not worth 100 million. But he has the potential to be worth 150 million (with inflation).
Kante has had one good season and they play different roles in the team. Pogba has proven himself way more than Kante has. I dont get how you say he is a better player than Pogba? And how is Alaba a better midfielder than Pogba? Are you fecking high? He started off a left back and just moved to midfield.
 
Juventus still wouldn't get near the CL trophy with or without Pogba and Bonucci. They always bottle it in the final.

How many have they won in their history? 2 isn't it? When was the last time? 1996? I bet most the kids on Juventuzzz wasn't even born when it happened.

Being the big club in Serie A these days is like being a boss in a company where he or she works alone. It really doesn't mean much.

Most players with ambition look to leave Serie A these days unless they are Italian and prefer to stay at home.
 
Have to admit I LOVE insider info from people who get to work and be close to people who know info. Of course people making stuff up is pretty annoying but I think here on the CAF it makes little sense to make things up and spin that you somehow know infomation that you dont as youll get found out and banned. Keep them coming I say its great fun.

As for my own inside info (not to do with Pogba) an old friend who ive known for well over 10 years (im 28) well her mum works at Arsenal and actually does all the accounts and sorts out contracts for players. Im always asking her for information but unlike some others she is absolutely tight lipped. Wont say a peep much to my frustration.

Weird to know I could be a genuine ITK for Arsenal, shame she wont chat and shame I dont give a toss about Arsenal.

Well, despite having never mentioned it prior, I am totally ITK on this one.

It turns out Rooney and I both frequent the house of a certain lady.

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She asked him about it the other day and his response was that it's a 'near done-dealio', 'tell the muppets to get their cocks out' and to keep our 'eyes on the skies'. Cryptic terms, but sound positive.
 
Fashionably late ;)

But seriously is there anything concrete here?
Di Marzio, the journalistic God said we have an agreement in principle with Pogba and Ballbag, the journalistic sour cnut said we have outbid Madrid and that he is United bound.
 
Well, despite having never mentioned it prior, I am totally ITK on this one.

It turns out Rooney and I both frequent the house of a certain lady.

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She asked him about it the other day and his response was that it's a 'near done-dealio', 'tell the muppets to get their cocks out' and to keep our 'eyes on the skies'. Cryptic terms, but sound positive.

How the hell do you have a photo of my nan on your PC hard drive?!
 
Well, despite having never mentioned it prior, I am totally ITK on this one.

It turns out Rooney and I both frequent the house of a certain lady.

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She asked him about it the other day and his response was that it's a 'near done-dealio', 'tell the muppets to get their cocks out' and to keep our 'eyes on the skies'. Cryptic terms, but sound positive.
:lol:
 
Di Marzio, the journalistic God said we have an agreement in principle with Pogba and Ballbag, the journalistic sour cnut said we have outbid Madrid and that he is United bound.
Oh ok, the same Ballbag that said we had Torres in the bag? Still, I'll choose to throw logic out and go half Muppet...
 
Also, the 25m euros to his agent would be fairly reasonable as a fee for Mkhitaryan, Ibrah and Pogba combined.
 
Well you're late to the party.

Fashionably late ;)

But seriously is there anything concrete here?
Well you're late to the party.

Fashionably late ;)

But seriously is there anything concrete here?

I don't see why you should be spared from having to trawl through the pages of Muppetry and get us to do the hard work for you to get the juicy bits...

You must suffer like we all have!! :smirk:
 
Kroos isn't leaving Real Madrid.
Kante isn't better than Pogba.
Iniesta is old, and not leaving Barcelona.
Modric is getting on, and not leaving Real Madrid.
Koke isn't leaving Atletico.
Verratti won't leave PSG, we simply cannot afford him.
Busquets isn't going to leave Barcelona.
Vidal just arrived at Bayern and won't leave.
Alaba won't leave, and is unproven as a midfielder.
Rakitic isn't better than Pogba.

Any other realistic alternatives that are better than Pogba?

But Kante is the flavour of the season. Why don't you like Kante? Surely you're a big Kante not to like Kante
 
I'm just going to keep checking this thread through the day multiple times till a decision is made one way or another and not say anything more about possibility of getting or not getting the said player..

Just going to be neutral about both possibilities. That way it would either be a great surprise or I can move on mostly unscathed.. After, Sneijder, Thiago, Fabregas, Vidal I don't want to get invested into one more of this saga completely..

I hope it happens.. But I don't want to get in to the yes or no camp yet.. It's better that way..
 
This is a serious football forum and you people quote Balague. Honestly, I can't wrap my head around that.The guy is a clown.
 
I have been deliberately avoiding this thread for some time now..but am getting pulled in ever so slowly..cannot go full muppet...yet
 
Looks like there's been a big sale on salt this summer.

First we had Dortmund being incredibly petty putting in a dig about Mkhitaryan playing in Europa and now Guillem Balague throws in a Europa cheap shot. Seems they're disgusted Champions League is not the ultimate draw. Funny that both Dortmund and Juve have been playing in the Europa recently.
 
Balague is clearly wumming United fans even if what he says is true, so can we just ignore him and not bring up his nonsense in this thread again? He hasn't called anything right out of the blue.
 
Poor @Random Task. he was just a week too early with his ITK text messages about failed medicals. He and his mates would have had a ball in this thread now.
 
Betsafe.com said:
Redknapp: "I would pick Dele Alli over Pogba"
The sooner English football is rid of wilfully thick gonks like Redknapp the better.
 
I have at least these 10 in front of him (in no particular order):

Kroos
Kante
Iniesta
Modric
Koke
Verratti
Busquets
Rakatic
Vidal
Alaba

All this list shows is that Pogba is the best midfielder in the world right now. Only Veratti comes close - the rest are not as complete/are defensive midfielders. And Iniesta is past his prime.