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Do you want Pogba for £100 million?


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Great summer business. It's the start we should have had when Fergie retired instead of wasting 100-200m on shite players and 3 years.
 
I had a sudden urge to wake up in the middle of the night.

Woken, with my drowsy 3:00AM eyes I was blinded by the light reflected by my screen, but there was something else that truly fecked my retinas and made me question my vision.

It was Paul motherfecking Pogba and his sweet embrace, his delicious nectar. I kept the faith all window muppets, we believed, some doubted us, called us crazy. Who would join a Europa league team, they said. Paul motherfecking Pogba will, that's who. We started from the middle now we are still there but with Pogba.

Vision impaired, arms sphagetti, hurry up an announce Pogba.

Thank you
I feel like you are really represnting a man like me, staying up for a transfer.
 
Some of you are clueless on how the media and their sources work. It's never a sure thing and circumstances change all the time. Pilip and others are just passing along what they know and it's up to you to combine what all the journos say to form an opinion.
Tbh I think that pilip made some shit yesterday. I believe he's privy to certain info, but yesterday's backtracking was imo pure speculation.
 
For what it's worth. Repitition. We'll need this ammo in store for months of incorrectly stated fees.

 
Immense signing. Him and Jose will have a lot of pressure to perform from the off, and we'll have to expect some bedding in to a new team and a new league, but I think he'll suit the PL to a tee. Pace, power, physicality, and some silky technical skills to boot. Having failed miserably to get my girlfriend excited about watching United with me last season, I'm just so stoked to watch us play. We're going to be a very fun team to watch.
 
With all due respect to Zlatan, Di Maria, Schweinsteiger, Berbarov, even arguably Ferdinand and Rooney, this one is surely our largrest muppet signing.

When was the last time we signed a world class player with everything ahead of him and not behind?
 
Yahoo!
Celebration
Yahoo!
This is your celebration
Celebrate good times, come on!
(Let's celebrate)
Celebrate good times, come on!
(Let's celebrate)
 
With this in the bag, Woody's bound to try another similar one next summer. If we win the league / run it close this season (we really should win it now), AG isn't out of the question. Bring him in as Zlatan eases up

Hopefully the pogs can help persuade him and uncle paddy continues his good work.
 
Would Pogba be our biggest marquee signing ever?

Can't think of many occasions we have signed a player at the point of him being good enough to play for anyone. Di Maria or Veron maybe run it closest. Van Persie possibly?
 
With all due respect to Zlatan, Di Maria, Schweinsteiger, Berbarov, even arguably Ferdinand and Rooney, this one is surely our largrest muppet signing.

When was the last time we signed a world class player with everything ahead of him and not behind?

Definitely. I don't care how small time this makes us sound: but we've fecking beaten Real Madrid to a Galactico signing! When did that happen the last time? Seriously, when?
 
With all due respect to Zlatan, Di Maria, Schweinsteiger, Berbarov, even arguably Ferdinand and Rooney, this one is surely our largrest muppet signing.

When was the last time we signed a world class player with everything ahead of him and not behind?

Well, technically, Real are behind him now. :D
 
Would Pogba be our biggest marquee signing ever?

Can't think of many occasions we have signed a player at the point of him being good enough to play for anyone. Di Maria or Veron maybe run it closest. Van Persie possibly?
He'll be our biggest marque signing ever, no doubt.
 
How does me being from Norway affect Manchester United at all?

You know, giant clubs like MUFC have something we call a global fanbase, that means fans outside of the actual country the club is located in. You should try it sometime, it is great, it makes us able to poach players from other smaller clubs.

Yes you're not better than tits on juventuz forum.
 
On a bright (and low) note - this signing will be United's highest point since Fergie retired.

He will instantly be the face of the club
 
Would Pogba be our biggest marquee signing ever?

Can't think of many occasions we have signed a player at the point of him being good enough to play for anyone. Di Maria or Veron maybe run it closest. Van Persie possibly?
Probably, considering with the fact its for 100 fecking millions pounds :D
 
2016, the year of the Muppets. Am just moving through and fro in my office waiting for my shift to end so I can celebrate on here, can't miss it.
 
Some of you are clueless on how the media and their sources work. It's never a sure thing and circumstances change all the time. Pilip and others are just passing along what they know and it's up to you to combine what all the journos say to form an opinion.

But there are always sources saying conflicting things, its supposed to be the journalists job to sift through all that and discover the truth, not ours, that is how they become credible, exploiting their contacts, not just passing on information, one guy in particular seems to be getting an easy ride considering the stick others get.
 
Day after day of impatient muppetry was starting to take its toll but finally the day is here. For this is our Pogba day!
 
Rival fans are SO salty over this. Liverpool fan just phoned in slating is, saying "We just got Grujic for 5 million and he has won it all at youth level."

:lol:
 
Don't know how much editing went through that Adidas ad or how much they knew about Pogba's transfer but that footage was filmed back in May.

Source: Pogba's haircut

 
To quote Ghengis Khan, "You have no companion, but yourself" and Paul motherfecking Pogba.

Feck Liverpool.
 
Great summer business. It's the start we should have had when Fergie retired instead of wasting 100-200m on shite players and 3 years.

Exactly, shows how much of a feck up that decision was and I believe we will have a lot better 3 years now compared to the last 3, Jose, biggest signing since Sir Alex.
 
So you Juv are not even getting a world record fee, if the £92m includes Raiola fee? Poor Juv

£92m on its own is a world record fee

The current world record is Bale for €100m or £84m

You lot really got to learn the difference between pound and euro for god sake
 
Did I just see a Craig Norwood tweet saying it's done and that Pogba would fly to Manchester tomorrow, that has now been deleted?