Paul Pogba | Undergoing Medical | Helping out the Laundry Ladies

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Didn't Navas do his medical in Madrid when he looked to be on his way to us last year?

Yeah I believe so but that was due to the time necessity, I don't really understand why people think Pogba is doing a medical in America when there is no pressing need.
 
Its 9 hours 25 mins I just checked.
Weird I keep getting "The average hour of flying from Miami to Manchester is 11 hours."

When I flew from Miami to Heathrow a few years ago it was roughly the same too.
 
The add implies he's NOT coming to United.

The blah blah blah is about him coming to Manchester.

It doesn't make sense...unless he's not coming.

Can't believe I'm reading rubbish like this about the add. No way Adidas are going to make a video with Pogba and the United badge with Stormzy (big United fan and friend with Pogba) if he wasn't moving to the club.

He was coming to United all along. Don't believe what you read about him dreaming of Madrid.. it's all bla bla bla.

Roll on tomorrow!
 
It is mate.

Probably why we doing medical that way. Although why we have to fly him to LA instead of doing it in Miami is anyone's guess.
Miami is pretty small, may not have the right equipment for a soccer medical or something like that. If that's the case it doesn't really matter where he goes within a 5 hour radius.
 
Can't believe I'm reading rubbish like this about the add. No way Adidas are going to make a video with Pogba and the United badge with Stormzy (big United fan and friend with Pogba) if he wasn't moving to the club.

He was coming to United all along. Don't believe what you read about him dreaming of Madrid.. it's all bla bla bla.

Roll on tomorrow!
Exactly. How the hell can anyone doubt that ad?! :wenger:
 
@AquireMe .... I just want to thank you for all the info. We said that if it happened you'll always be our hero
@VanGaalEra .... You are our God for not letting our Cocks back in and kept motivating us when we were about to commit suicide
 
@AquireMe .... I just want to thank you for all the info. We said that if it happened you'll always be our hero
@VanGaalEra .... You are our God for not letting our Cocks back in and kept motivating us when we were about to commit suicide

Oh yes, he grabbed our willies and kept them hanging out :devil: Force of nature.

I'm speaking metaphorically of course
 
What does di marzio know, this chronic liar and other like him have been saying for weeks , every day he`ll be a united player in the next 48 hours. Why am I the only person whos sickened by the gross amount of lies that people get away with, the cnuts make a living from lying

Because it's not lying when everybody knows it's lying. More like politics.
 
Surely even City and Liverpool fans will be applauding us if we pull this one off - "fair play, that's a great signing for them"
 
So who do you think will announce this first? Juventus or United?
Juventus. United don't say anything these days until they have made a horribly edited video of him in the shirt doing something cringy to the camera. All about the Twitter RT's.
 
What's the urgency with the medical? (other than for us muppets) Don't see why the club can't let him finish his holiday, then give him his medical at our usual place.
All of our guys are already training (other than Schweiny who is supposed to be injured), and it's not like Pogba doesn't need any time to adapt. The earlier the better
 
Juventus. United don't say anything these days until they have made a horribly edited video of him in the shirt doing something cringy to the camera. All about the Twitter RT's.
Oh god they're going to make him dab with Lingard aren't they.

I don't want this to happen now. Buy Matuidi and be done with it.
 
Can someone photoshop that infamous picture of zidane walking past the World Cup after getting sent off against Italy and replace the cup with a miniature Paul Pogba?
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