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Do you want Pogba for £100 million?

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What exactly is a dab and what does it have to do with Pogba?

I feel so out of touch in here sometimes, didn't know muppet, itk or wum before I came here and experienced a couple sagas.
 
We need an rvn said:
Going camping for 4 days with no Internet access. This thing better be wrapped up by 1030 this morning or I'm gonna be one nervous mofu over the weekend.
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The caf needs to hire another plane and banner. Just tell us where you'll be.
 
This deal is very obviously done. There's no way Addidas would put Stormzy in a United shirt and video him outside Old Trafford (nor would the club let its images be used in this way), if the deal wasn't long done.

None of these Addidas commercials will have been filmed in the last 24 hours. Addidas would've had to book people via their agents, go through the video editing process, and then get sign off from relevant parties. That suggests this has all been wrapped up for awhile. Everyone is just milking the hype for more coverage.
 
The Pogs - Fairytale of Miami(feat Raiola and Pogba)

It was late July, babe
In the US
Ed Woodward said to me, 'won't see another bid'
And then he sang a song
The Rare Old Mountain Dew
I turned my face away
And dreamed about you

Got on a lucky one
Got offered 100 mill
I've got a feeling
This year's for me and you
So happy Christmas(in advance)
I love you baby
I can see a better time
When all our dreams come true

They've got rain everyday
They've got Rooney on drugs
But the stench from Van Gaal's there
And no more Mata hugs
When you first took my hand
On a cold Christmas Eve
You promised me
Madrid was waiting for me

You were greedy
You were petty
Queen of Salford City
When Gibson finished playing
They howled out for more
Anderson was swinging,
All the fans they were singing
We cried in a corner
And fled in the night

The voices in our heads were clearly
Singing "Go on, flee!"
And the phones were ringing out
To Italy!
 
KM said:
So it's not even a world record after all things considered. 92m total fees with 84m to Juventus and 8m to Raiola.
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Both the guardian and independent are saying this:
It was finally reported on Wednesday that United had met Juventus’s £92m asking price, and according to French journalist Nabil Djellit – who writes for L’Equipe and France Football, Raiola’s agent fee has also been agreed with United paying £20m and Juventus paying the additional £4m.
It means that United will pay a world record fee of £112m for Pogba, without taking into consideration his wages after he agreed a five-year deal on a reported £220,000-a-week.
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Di Marzio's initial report has been cleared up by Romano who backs up the above figures. Di Marzio said that we were paying €110m all in but Juve would only net €100m due to Raiola taking his cut (which doesn't make sense as 20% of €110m is €22m not €10m so Juve wouldn't have netted that). Romano cleared it up by saying that the €100m net by Juve is them accounting for €10m that they'll be taxed on the transfer. So let's stop spreading misinformation and doing all sorts of gymnastics to say that we're not paying a world record fee because from day 1 by every account this was/is/would have to be a world record fee for Juve to sell.
 
RDCR07 said:
Isnt he wrong? He is saying Raoila is asking for 20m because he brokered the deal but in reality dont Juve legally owe him that amount due to the sell-on clause in his contract?
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He'll get 20% or so of Pigba's deal from Juve, in addition to an agent fee from United. There was some talk that United promised him 20m if he manages to give us Ibra, Pogba and Targaryan. Money well spent IMO, considering that Ibra was free and Mhiki wasn't that expensive.

Do that 20m cover also the players bonus, I guess we don't know.
 
Code-CX said:
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A few more of....

Olly said:
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....these to push this thread into the classics.

Oh, and suffice it to add the obligatory " :lol: :lol: :lol:"

Great work, both of you! :cool:
 
It's a done deal guys stop worrying. Whether we announce it today or Monday it doesn't bother me. He's coming. :drool:
 
#07 said:
This deal is very obviously done. There's no way Addidas would put Stormzy in a United shirt and video him outside Old Trafford (nor would the club let its images be used in this way), if the deal wasn't long done.

None of these Addidas commercials will have been filmed in the last 24 hours. Addidas would've had to book people via their agents, go through the video editing process, and then get sign off from relevant parties. That suggests this has all been wrapped up for awhile. Everyone is just milking the hype for more coverage.
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Which commercial? Could you tag it here?
 
Kill 'em all said:
We knew everything for Mkhitaryan was agreed and it took a while to get announced. :(
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That's good because we can break 1000 pages. All we need now is enough of an indication that this deal done (which it almost is), and we can carry on muppeting around until it's announced.
 
Dir Wangem said:
The Pogs - Fairytale of Miami(feat Raiola and Pogba)

It was late July, babe
In the US
Ed Woodward said to me, 'won't see another bid'
And then he sang a song
The Rare Old Mountain Dew
I turned my face away
And dreamed about you

Got on a lucky one
Got offered 100 mill
I've got a feeling
This year's for me and you
So happy Christmas(in advance)
I love you baby
I can see a better time
When all our dreams come true

They've got rain everyday
They've got Rooney on drugs
But the stench from Van Gaal's there
And no more Mata hugs
When you first took my hand
On a cold Christmas Eve
You promised me
Madrid was waiting for me

You were greedy
You were petty
Queen of Salford City
When Gibson finished playing
They howled out for more
Anderson was swinging,
All the fans they were singing
We cried in a corner
And fled in the night

The voices in our heads were clearly
Singing "Go on, flee!"
And the phones were ringing out
To Italy!
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No... just no. This is the kind of stuff we find over at RAWK and laugh at...
 
MDFC Manager said:
Wonder what kind of reception the Pog will get at old Trafford.
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It will be like the Beatles landing in America with a load of teenage girls (men between 30-50) screaming and fanning themselves. Especially with Zlatan as well.
 
Hisha said:
Hi mate, i know that @Acquire Me knew about Jose signing in advance. But what's with him now? He was an ITK on Pogba signing also? Please reply in details.

TA
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@Acquire Me was ITK about this that Juve will negotiate regarding Pogba and the club has already made a bid and that, this deal will eventually be done.
All of this well in advance and a lot of people called out on him but all of his statements are eventually turning true
We said in advance, if this happens then he will be our hero and although it hasn't happened as yet but I just wanted to thank him before this thread closes
 
Marca: Double agent Pogba infiltrates scum in order to rescue De Gea from prison.
 
Devil_forever said:
Both the guardian and independent are saying this:

Di Marzio's initial report has been cleared up by Romano who backs up the above figures. Di Marzio said that we were paying €110m all in but Juve would only net €100m due to Raiola taking his cut (which doesn't make sense as 20% of €110m is €22m not €10m so Juve wouldn't have netted that). Romano cleared it up by saying that the €100m net by Juve is them accounting for €10m that they'll be taxed on the transfer. So let's stop spreading misinformation and doing all sorts of gymnastics to say that we're not paying a world record fee because from day 1 by every account this was/is/would have to be a world record fee for Juve to sell.
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Sure let's believe Guardian and Independent over Di Marzio who has been on the ball regarding this transfer from day one.

As far as misinformation goes, weren't you the one who started the Madrid and Barcelona sponsorship threads? Have you bothered to rectify it now that it had been found that both of them were wrong infos? Sod off now.
 
On the subject of the Adidas advert.... It was probably filmed way before the euros. However the only link to us being the banner and the clip of OT. It would have taken about an hour to edit those parts in. It was probably filmed with the Juve brand included originally.
 
manunited1919 said:
Haha, why not again?

The cost to United will be much lower than £92m very very quickly with all the shirt sales. Maybe after a couple of weeks week United will announce the initial shirt sales, and then we can talk about Pogba costing United £40m at that point.
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:lol:

Are we putting the price of shirts up?

£600 a shirt.
 
Guys I had a dream last night that Pogba scored a 30 yard volley in our new Red kit against City. But he was doing the running man celebration instead of the dab.
 
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