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Do you want Pogba for £100 million?


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Whats up with this Ehsanul guy? At this point its like sticking to a fantasy that will never happen. Its done ffs. He should move on with his life.

Some people suspect he's on a massive WUM

Someone said he posted very early in the thread that Madrid can't compete with us financially now.

Either that or he's had a massive nervous breakdown at the mere possibility something will go wrong :lol:

 
It is indeed. Was posted about 400 pages ago. Anyone who still thinks 100m is too much for him after watching that, needs a serious head check.
 
Signed few more merchandise.

 
What an excellent video. Is that someone's own YouTube production or a media companies?

It is indeed. Was posted about 400 pages ago. Anyone who still thinks 100m is too much for him after watching that, needs a serious head check.[/QUOTE]

Mandatory viewing for those with no background/basic knowledge in economics.
 
People are on edge, it's peak muppet breeding time and you are in their biggest orgy nest calling people gay.

So true.

If you can't handle the naysayers/worriers that "I am not sure if he is joining us or not" OR the people who are loving every second of the idea of the World Record Transfer fee, it's best you stay out of this (muppet) thread.
Don't forget there are a lot of youngsters posting in this thread, so they won't be so level headed or willing to wait for an official announcement.
They'll believe the deal is done, if Pogba wears red socks, because MUFC's colours are red. :nervous:

It's just how a transfer thread goes and you have to take it for what it is.
Don't take anything in here too seriously and you'll be fine. ;)

Thread Numbers
What I love about this thread is its the biggest transfer thread of all time (33.6k) and it just happens to be for the biggest transfer of all time.
This thread is the fastest growing thread, ever.
This thread has 2.68M views (and rising fast). To put this into context: if I did a google ads campaign to get that many views/clicks it would probably cost over £1M!!!

The Pogba deal, as well as this thread, has some truly mind-blowing stats and it may be several years before we get close to matching these numbers, let along surpassing them.
 
It is indeed. Was posted about 400 pages ago. Anyone who still thinks 100m is too much for him after watching that, needs a serious head check.

Mandatory viewing for those with no background/basic knowledge in economics.[/QUOTE]

Although there is another side to the story with LvG - in that he was absolute rubbish in terms of his management. Simeone's Atletico have proven that you don't need galactico signings to win leagues and reach 2 out of 3 CL finals.
 
Mandatory viewing for those with no background/basic knowledge in economics.

Although there is another side to the story with LvG - in that he was absolute rubbish in terms of his management. Simeone's Atletico have proven that you don't need galactico signings to win leagues and reach 2 out of 3 CL finals.[/QUOTE]

Definitely.

Edit: What's up with the quoting system?
 
Out of interest, are bookies still taking bets on which club Pogba will play for next season?
It does seem that in the USA at least, Pogba is telling everybody that he is a MUFC player. In Europe though, his agent is telling everybody that this is not the case.
 
I love how I fecked up a chain of quote replies there.
 
Signed few more merchandise.



Very fortunate that the guy had two brand new United-branded footballs with him as he strolled down the road and bumped into Pogba...

In fairness, the constant stream of media being released now that points directly at him signing for us does make me a little paranoid. Adidas are playing us all!
 
Very fortunate that the guy had two brand new United-branded footballs with him as he strolled down the road and bumped into Pogba...

In fairness, the constant stream of media being released now that points directly at him signing for us does make me a little paranoid. Adidas are playing us all!
If I lived in LA, I would walk around places Pogba could be while playing pokemon Go with a bag full of Manchester United merchandise and a hydration pack.
 
Although there is another side to the story with LvG - in that he was absolute rubbish in terms of his management. Simeone's Atletico have proven that you don't need galactico signings to win leagues and reach 2 out of 3 CL finals.

Definitely.

Edit: What's up with the quoting system?[/QUOTE]

We are looking into it.
 
So true.

If you can't handle the naysayers/worriers that "I am not sure if he is joining us or not" OR the people who are loving every second of the idea of the World Record Transfer fee, it's best you stay out of this (muppet) thread.
Don't forget there are a lot of youngsters posting in this thread, so they won't be so level headed or willing to wait for an official announcement.
They'll believe the deal is done, if Pogba wears red socks, because MUFC's colours are red. :nervous:

It's just how a transfer thread goes and you have to take it for what it is.
Don't take anything in here too seriously and you'll be fine. ;)

Thread Numbers
What I love about this thread is its the biggest transfer thread of all time (33.6k) and it just happens to be for the biggest transfer of all time.
This thread is the fastest growing thread, ever.
This thread has 2.68M views (and rising fast). To put this into context: if I did a google ads campaign to get that many views/clicks it would probably cost over £1M!!!

The Pogba deal, as well as this thread, has some truly mind-blowing stats and it may be several years before we get close to matching these numbers, let along surpassing them.

So what you are saying is redcafe should take a lesson from united and commercialise a bit? The Pogba thread brought to you by Budweiser. We could help pay off agent fees if we got a big enough thread.
 
Funny how everywhere Pogba goes someone has some United merch to sign :lol:

This is his way of saying "chill guys, I'm coming" :cool:
 
Someone should take a Juve shirt up to him to see what he does.
 
It is indeed. Was posted about 400 pages ago. Anyone who still thinks 100m is too much for him after watching that, needs a serious head check.

He's clearly 'worth' the 100m. The market has dictated that price. I just don't want us to sign him. For all the reasons I've already gone through. But you are right. The fee isn't in question.
 
So what you are saying is redcafe should take a lesson from united and commercialise a bit? The Pogba thread brought to you by Budweiser. We could help pay off agent fees if we got a big enough thread.

"Receive the Pepsi Cola award for each 1k post!"
 
Very fortunate that the guy had two brand new United-branded footballs with him as he strolled down the road and bumped into Pogba...

In fairness, the constant stream of media being released now that points directly at him signing for us does make me a little paranoid. Adidas are playing us all!

It's done deal. Someone who met Pogba accidentally was wearing ManUtd jersey with Pogba's name on it (which he signed). It was clearly staged just like this one is.
 
He's clearly 'worth' the 100m. The market has dictated that price. I just don't want us to sign him. For all the reasons I've already gone through. But you are right. The fee isn't in question.

Forgot what those reasons were. What were they again ?
 
Definitely.

Edit: What's up with the quoting system?

We are looking into it.

Just delete the middle [/Quote] that'll be somewhere in your post.

Edit: bum
 
What have I missed from today so far? Guessing it's nothing?
 
Very fortunate that the guy had two brand new United-branded footballs with him as he strolled down the road and bumped into Pogba...

In fairness, the constant stream of media being released now that points directly at him signing for us does make me a little paranoid. Adidas are playing us all!

Whole thing does seems staged to me. The fact that earlier on a guy so happened to be wearing a United shirt with Pogba on the back, and conveniently manages to bump into him for an autograph.
 
Very fortunate that the guy had two brand new United-branded footballs with him as he strolled down the road and bumped into Pogba...

In fairness, the constant stream of media being released now that points directly at him signing for us does make me a little paranoid. Adidas are playing us all!
I agree it's all a big conspiracy isn't it!

In truth, Adidas, Dimarzio and the rest of the reliable Italian journalists, most of the British press are fecking with our minds.

Not to mention that the club's photographer, Chevrolet, Lingard, Valencia, following Pogba on insta are playing a trick on us.

Damn the illuminati, I know they're behind this!! :mad:
 
What's so marketable about Pogba. I keep hearing this.
You only become marketable by winning accolades and trophies
He isn't as marketable as Neymar and Messi. You can also throw in Bale, Ronaldo, Hazard, Suarez etc...

I think you may just be out-of-touch.

Pogba is easily as marketable as Neymar, and both of these will likely become some of the most marketable sport-stars in the world soon. They tap into an urban culture which is largely untapped by footballers thus far, and as shown by the recent Adidas campaign with Pogba featuring Stormzy, is something Adidas is starting to exploit.
 
Someone should take a Juve shirt up to him to see what he does.

Lol I was thinking exactly this, surely there are Juve fans currently desperate enough to go do it. I still think he would sign it though, which has no implications on his final destination. Imagine the grief he would get for not signing a kids shirt , he would be under siege with "oh look he thinks he's above us now after all we have done for him, the arrogant twat"

The lad can't win
 
I think you may just be out-of-touch.

Pogba is easily as marketable as Neymar, and both of these will likely become some of the most marketable sport-stars in the world soon. They tap into an urban culture which is largely untapped by footballers thus far, and as shown by the recent Adidas campaign with Pogba featuring Stormzy, is something Adidas is starting to exploit.

Bang on.
 
What's so marketable about Pogba. I keep hearing this.
You only become marketable by winning accolades and trophies
He isn't as marketable as Neymar and Messi. You can also throw in Bale, Ronaldo, Hazard, Suarez etc...

Watch the video