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Do you want Pogba for £100 million?


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Did you know that the tectonic movement of Australia is about 7cm moving north each year?

In other words, Australia should reach by arse by the time this saga is concluded.
 
I think the Telegraph claim is BS. Very surprised why anyone would claim that if they were not very sure.

The clown that's running their news feed probably put it up for the craic. He's probably citing Ducker's story from last night, which says that an announcement is close. But who cares about the actual facts anyway?

This would be worthy of a new article to get those extra clicks if a source had genuinely told them it'd be announced tonight. It'd be a pretty good exclusive actually.
 
At some point in the not-too-distant future, Ángel Di María will no longer be United's record signing. That's almost as gratifying as getting Pogba.
 
Reading on twitter that the chopper that landed at Old Trafford was seen flying over a golf course in the direction of Carrington #choppergate



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The clown that's running their news feed probably put it up for the craic. He's probably citing Ducker's story from last night, which says that an announcement is close. But who cares about the actual facts anyway?

This would be worthy of a new article to get those extra clicks if a source had genuinely told them it'd be announced tonight. It'd be a pretty good exclusive actually.

Sad. A reputed newspaper does this for clicks.
 
That chopper has to be Pogba's. Nothing on SSN yet but I'm sure they'll have pictures soon and breaking news confirming.
 
Juan Mata just posted a picture of himself with Valencia. A *smiling* Valencia. If that isn't definitive proof of Pogba's arrival, I don't know what is. It's Antonio's birthday present!
 
Have Juventuz hired a chopper to fly around above Carrington to troll us? Wouldn't put it past them.
 
Telegraph Sport sources have confirmed that Paul Pogba will join United later today.

They're going to look very silly if it isn't announced today.
 
The claims
Reading on twitter that the chopper that landed at Old Trafford was seen flying over a golf course in the direction of Carrington #choppergate



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Not sure if it is him in the chopper but I just checked and it would fly over a golf course.
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Have Juventuz hired a chopper to fly around above Carrington to troll us? Wouldn't put it past them.

I had a dream about a plane with a Gerrard banner yesterday which was weird. Should have been Pogba.
 
The muppetry has reached new heights this year :lol:
 
The claims

Not sure if it is him in the chopper but I just checked and it would fly over a golf course.
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Yeah, I just saw someone on Reddit claim a chopper landed in Carrington 30 minutes ago. I hope he's in it (although I cant see how he would be)
 
That chopper has to be Pogba's. Nothing on SSN yet but I'm sure they'll have pictures soon and breaking news confirming.

It's probably an old pic of this sky helicopter:

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Those are the least convincing pictures of choppers in a while.