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Ok, who has been coaching Zlatan? I just saw a brief interview on SSN and he managed to drop the word "massive" in about 4 times 

The stories they create, my goodness.
They're always 'challenging' 'rags' everywhere. Has anyone on here ever come across a city fan who's challenged them in the manor they go on about?
There are literally no reports of any trouble in Bournemouth last night, especially as it was updated 28minutes ago. Ragspiracy!
http://m.bournemouthecho.co.uk
There are literally no reports of any trouble in Bournemouth last night, especially as it was updated 28minutes ago. Ragspiracy!
http://m.bournemouthecho.co.uk
.....and so we draw levelOne game in and Peps football has become LVGs. Behave.
P.s. Ibra already behind.![]()
What's the deal with calling him Carlton Pogba?
If it's because of his dance moves that's a properly shit nickname.
Sounds like the rags have about 30 fans there and Sky have strategically positioned the microphone right in front of them.
Volume on rags turned up again sad ****s.
Match abandoned due to Tsunami of Cum streaming from the press box.
Diving ****. Ignored by ref. Reily has got his men on willful blindness training for the rags. Same old...
No mention of luck by Smith and Sky though.
Just bumped into 6 plastics, one cheeky fecker asked me if I was a rag, I took umbrage to this and got my tats out, went on to tell me they wouldn't beat me up, they like odds of 6-100 told them I liked 6-1 more :-) they fecked off
The microphone ragspiracy strikes again:
Even the fecking editors are in on it:
The pressbox are also a part of it:
Oh, the ref's are back in our favour:
Also Sky are impartial for not spotting the obvious luck behind Zlatan's strike:
Here we have a proper 'ard man on Bluemoon, getting them Kaka tats out:
The microphone ragspiracy strikes again:
Even the fecking editors are in on it:
The pressbox are also a part of it:
Oh, the ref's are back in our favour:
Also Sky are impartial for not spotting the obvious luck behind Zlatan's strike:
Here we have a proper 'ard man on Bluemoon, getting them Kaka tats out:
"... an' then Rachel Riley came up and told me she's secretly a blue, did I want a blowy, but I said nah, my bird's well fitter innit."Here we have a proper 'ard man on Bluemoon, getting them Kaka tats out:
Just bumped into 6 plastics, one cheeky fecker asked me if I was a rag, I took umbrage to this and got my tats out, went on to tell me they wouldn't beat me up, they like odds of 6-100 told them I liked 6-1 more :-) they fecked off
I met a City fan on Thursday.
I didn't even bother talking to him, I just head butted him into the stratosphere.
They are extremely rare. You must be a liar.
"... an' then Rachel Riley came up and told me she's secretly a blue, did I want a blowy, but I said nah, my bird's well fitter innit."
"after that Pep bought me a pint and I gave him a blowy."
The funniest part of that comment is when you said you met a City fan.
They are extremely rare. You must be a liar.
You are right, it was TWO city fans, I one inch punched the other one in the thorax and he ended up in hospital with a collapsed lung and a shattered breastbone.
But I didn't want to mention that in case someone thought I was making it up.
That's what happens when a rush job is needed to cover a Leeds tattoo.Its funny because i met 5000 city fans on the bus the other night, the were all painted blue, had blue hair and refused to get off at the bus stop because it had a red seat.
I was proper scared. They all had tattoos...ok City was spelt wrong, but still it was right scary.
Probably a Chelsea tattoo in there somewhere.....That's what happens when a rush job is needed to cover a Leeds tattoo.
I once met twenty city fans and they asked if I was a rag so I pulled my cock out and they said they liked odds smaller than 2 inches so I said so does your mum and then they fecked off.
Bailly is so much like Mangala
He say Bailly's one being handed to Ibra on tv today.Has Mangala even seen a MOTM award?
Nolito must be delighted.I particularly like their cheesy advert on talkshite begging people to buy tickets to their home games.
.....and so we draw level![]()
I used to laugh and think it a bit OTT when I'd read on here Blues not having rag mates, but I'm actually beginning to see why now, they've been quiet for a few years on my facebook page and now, all of a sudden, the gobshites have crawled out from under their rock, so I've unfollowed the irritating insufferable sad little ****s, I've had to, there's a real temptation to bury a 20lb lump hammer into their skulls, then brand their faces with a hot iron (on full steam).
I simply can't understand how all you Manchester residing rags even survive your daily lives, with so many City 'ard men around: