RAWK Goes Into Meltdown 2016-17 Edition

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Re: FT - Leicester 3 vs Liverpool 1 (27' 60' Vardy; 39' D'water, 67' - Phil)
« Reply #342 on: Today at 10:13:13 PM »

Think I'm gonna climb in the bath, lie down, prop my arse up and relax. Then piss in my own eyes.

That cracked me up.

Nothing funnier than a downbeat misery stricken scouser.
 
I love how they have their own version of the bbc football minute updates, a mod who has time to burn needs to get on it for us.

22' - Leicester have had a strong opening 20 minutes - exactly what we didn't want them to have.
Patience now will be key and making them run, then smash them when their heads drop


27' - Pathetic. Two passes and they go straight through us. Mignolet didn't stand a chance.
1-0 Vardy

39' - 2-0
Drinkwater with a 30 yard strike - Mignolet had no chance


45' - Kick off.
Leicester have done us thoroughly in the first half - stomping on Mane within a minute and it all went downhill from there.
We've started the 2nd brightly. Can we turn that into goal and 3 points?


53' - Mignolet diddles (You what?) Vardy with a lovely little touch way outside the box.

58' - Leicester relaxed now. Sitting deep and allowing us to have the ball. Confident that we can't penetrate their back 4/5 (N'didi keeps dropping back).
oh FFS
3-0 so easy for Leicester - Vardy - 60


64' - Of course Schmeichel will have a good game (Yeah ofcourse, that's why you conceded 3 goals) - Lallana with a good effort is thwarted

94' - So, once again this season, it looks like we've gifted a team in the bottom 3 the points to get themselves off it.

Good night all.
 
Must be right depressing to be a Liverpool fan right now. You get to see your team once every fortnight or so and they got thrashed.

A day after United won a trophy.
 
Must be right depressing to be a Liverpool fan right now. You get to see your team once every fortnight or so and they got thrashed.

A day after United won a trophy.

Don't feel sorry for them, they got next year.
 
Good news for Liverpool is that I think they lost 0 points in the alternate premier league table as an away game at last seasons champions is an expected loss
 
Must be right depressing to be a Liverpool fan right now. You get to see your team once every fortnight or so and they got thrashed.

A day after United won a trophy.

Yeah pretty grim stuff.

Also there was the Chelsea false dawn, and now the Tottenham one.

Still plenty of games left to play... we'll see what happens
 
55 Games in charge of Liverpool

Jurgen Klopp: 94 points

Brendan Rodgers: 97 points

I'm not a Klopp fan, but in defence of Klopp, Rodgers had the services of Suarez who is arguably the best player to play for LFC in over a decade.
Had Klopp had Suarez in his team, I think he'd comfortably beat Rodgers' points total.
 
Liverpool arsenal is a win win for us. Arsenal drop points and its AFTV night. Liverpool do so and its Klopp out
 
Liverpool will get at least a draw. their record against the bigger teams have been really good.
 
@clarkydaz

I love Klopp but he needs to stop thinking he is some super coach and buy some players to replace the shite in our squad.

Lucas playing centre back while we let Sakho go on loan to Palace. Says it all really. Love Klopp but he's really fecked that one up.
 
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Hasn't it all gone to shit since Stevie Me returned? He's definitely cursed. No doubt whatsoever.
 
Hasn't it all gone to shit since Stevie Me returned? He's definitely cursed. No doubt whatsoever.
It's all part of the Stevie G masterplan, mate. Before long, Klopp will be bound and gagged in a filing cabinet while Coach Gerrard leads Liverpool to Alternative Facts Woodwork & Fair-play Steeplechase Cup glory.
 
It's all part of the Stevie G masterplan, mate. Before long, Klopp will be bound and gagged in a filing cabinet while Coach Gerrard leads Liverpool to Alternative Facts Woodwork & Fair-play Steeplechase Cup glory.

He was an Everton fan. Agent slippy has done a fine job.
 
I can't do anymore it's getting a bit surreal (and unpleasant) - stuff like..

1 - I have seen more spunk in a subbuteo set

2 - After Lucas leaves I will not be able to have a shit (English maybe not brilliant, tbf)

3 - What would you give for a DM like McMahon or Souness? Literally my testicles...
 
Liverpool arsenal is a win win for us. Arsenal drop points and its AFTV night. Liverpool do so and its Klopp out

The last thing United fans need is Klopp out, he should be given an extended contract ha ha!
 
I like RAWK much more than Bluemoon. They're often funny. Bluemoon is just Mordor.
Yep. Rawkites have all the humour BM entirely lacks. The worst thing about RAWK, IMO, is the people who run it, not the members.