This is part of the Tory problem right now, most people don't know who the feck Hammond is. Not only do they not have any heavy-hitters or characters on their front benches, but I just don't have a fecking clue who the generic cabinet are trying to represent.
For years, I, as a working man who voted blue, fought to dispell the myth that they were the party of big corporations with no scruples for workers, human rights or the environment. Cameron was probably the most centrist they've had in generations, they were the golden days for Tory social liberals- especially in coalition with the Lib Dems, he might not have been the peoples' working class champion but he was at least moderate by recent Conservative standards. May is generic, she is...magnolia, there's nothing about her but soundbites, no substance, no direction. The only times she's even got me got me remotely engaged in this election has been when she's talked about fox hunting, and that's only because the idea of a repeal absolutely infuriates me.
I'm off on a big tangent here

all because you harked back to the days of Osborne and a Tory leadership that didn't seem to be made of wet tracing paper.
I can't vote Labour tomorrow, but the fact I'll be turning out and turning yellow, in my mind, means that this Conservative election campaign has been an utter disaster.