You need to brighten up a bit. We were (supposedly) staring down the barrel of a stonking Tory majority and instead Corbyn presides over the greatest increase in Labour's vote share since 1945
Miliband's defeat left Labour two elections away from power. Corbyn was supposed to take us even further back. Instead he has us perfectly positioned to win next time.
I'm not exactly a labour supporter though
I want us to be part of Europe, reform the electoral system, have a global Britain, promote Green policies, invest in infrastructure and defend liberalism (even with authoritarianism if need be).
Give us all the government we need, and no more. Incentivise but not over-regulate. Create jobs, reduce costs. Legalise where possible, regulate where needed, educate as you go along.
Support our home-grown companies.
Create a fair and thorough British community, whether that's in mosques, pubs or private schools.
Stay open to Europe, but also open it up to the USA, Canada, Australia, New Zealand. Reduce immigration, if need be, using reverse financial incentives. Open up to the rest of the world slowly and carefully, but without fear or prejudice.
Move away from the benefits culture, move towards universal income. Always support those that need it, but always incentivise self-sufficiency.
I'm not a natural fit for Labour, but the antithesis of a Tory.
Come on coalition of chaos.