Boring???
Where have you been? You've been missing all the exciting jokes mate!
Mbappe to Arsenal (hahahaha, still laughing here), Liverpool bidding for Mbappe, Ronaldo threatening to walk out of Madrid and United buying him for 250 million bucks plus De Gea, Griezemann heading to United, and then not heading to United again, Lukaku for 100 million, Bellotti for 90 million, Bale to United, Neymar to United, Chelsea and United for Lewandowski, Perisic for 50 million bucks, Wayne Rooney back in training to launch an assault on next season, United for Andre Gomez, United for Fabinho, even Anderson Telisca falling in love with Jose, Conte quitting Chelsea, Di Maria heading to jail with Jose, Bakayoko to Chelsea, Matic to United, Dier for 50 million, Dembele liking Lindelof's tweets, Morata getting married, Dermien getting married, and a thousand others.