[Sassy Colin]

wtf? Where's Martial?

 

[Leftback99]

Our attack unsurprisingly (since we haven't bought anyone to improve it) looks as bad as last season. Disjointed and relying on individual brilliance to score.

 

[whatwha]

We have been terrible in this half

 

[Ballache]

Oh feck off

 

[Quizierda]

Why not Martial?

 

[mu4c_20le]

Lingard on for Rashford

 

[BringNaniBack]

We are looking more and more like the United of last season as each game passes.

 

[R'hllor]

Dont have a go at our team, cultists will notice you, we are owning them.

 

[ha_rooney]

Dave keeping us in this

 

[iAm20Legend]

We look like bottling this.

 

[Ramshock]

Why? Let's go for more goals first.

Because he can quicken the pace up. Im thinking of goals.

 

[Cheesy]

Christ, what the feck was that? Well blocked by DDG.

 

[GifLord]

Embarassing

 

[pseudo_canadian]

That defending

 

[Smoking_Owl]

Lingard coming on. Super inspiring sub, that.

It's a good sub imo. Good energy and movement.

Can't put Martial down that left with Martinez getting joy.

 

[edcunited1878]

Not his day today, expect to see Lingard make the better runs....ffs the backline is all over the place right now

 

[space]

What are we doing??????

 

[2 man midfield]

feck me. Dave saves us again

 

[simonhch]

feck me.

 

[Bojan11]

Jones and Bailly are both fecking idiots this half

 

[Amadaeus]

Rooney should have scored. My jinx is working so far.

 

[dannyrhinos89]

We're going to fecking concede here

It's Incredibly frustrating

 

[kouroux]

We are so shit. They have been clearly better

 

[Ainu]

I can't believe how poor we've been, our worst performance of the season by miles. I'm just praying for the three points at this stage. So so disappointing this.

 

[Litch]

What....Jones heads the ball inside?

 

[Rado_N]

What the actual feck was Jones doing then

 

[liamp]

It's a miracle this is 1-0. I have no idea how Rooney managed to straight at De Gea both times.

 

[edcunited1878]

Jones is heading the ball straight to Everton players

 

[mu4c_20le]

Evertons had the better chances, by far

 

[iam_kramer]

This second half is being mismanaged, need subs and more intensity. Rashford has been unexplicably poor. Needed to come off.

 

[Castia]

Playing crap. Gonna finish 1-1 this if we aren't careful.

All our attackers look useless.

 

[Mister_Stubbs]

Being given the runaround at home to this pathetic Everton team.

 

[shaggy]

This is diabolical, absolutely diabolical.

 

[sunama]

55 minutes in and I've just realised Sneidalin (sp and I don't give a flying feck) is playing. Just like when he was at United.

LOL. Yep.
I used to say this when he was playing for us. His supporters used to say, "silent domination".
I guess, today's performance is another silent day for him.

 

[Thiim]

Lukaku with a very impressive Andy Carroll imitation thus far.

 

[ha_rooney]

fecking dickheads stop playing like zombies & wake up.

 

[Andycoleno9]

Will we get 3 points today? This is not looking good at all

 

[Riz]

This is really poor, gunna concede soon if we don't snap out of it.

 

[Random Task]

55 minutes in and I've just realised Sneidalin (sp and I don't give a flying feck) is playing. Just like when he was at United.

He's simply auditioning for the role of the new Invisible Man movie.

The audition is going great guns apparently.

 

[Im red2]

Lingard to Score next.☺