[DomesticTadpole]

We look like we can score at every attack.

 

[Android1974]

I like Lingard, but I concede he falls too easily.

 

[Sammyjunn]

Lovely stuff from Martial, good to see. Wish we took Angel Gomes along, would be great if he could get some minutes in the 2nd half.

 

[whatwha]

Hahaha. Unfortunate for Burton, showing the comparison between striking options:

- Show Lukaku, hood up, bathed in black United hoodie, stroking beard and looking on thoughtfully.

- Cut to Burton's striker, pubey, ginger beard trying to eat a plastic bottle looking half asleep.

 

[GifLord]

3-0 Lingard

 

[AndyJ1985]

Our second string defence is a bit shit.

 

[Classical Mechanic]

Why does Blind always have his thumbs up while running?

Ayyyyyyy

 

[Irrational.]

Martial is being brutalised by their heavy-handed right side.

 

[Sigma]

Should have been a penalty.

 

[iam_kramer]

They've had two really good chances now. One on One and there where blind gets under the ball.

 

[Irrational.]

Lund is a Cund.

 

[Scarecrow]

9 changes.

I know it's only Burton, but we haven't had quality in depth like this in a long time.

Pogba and Rojo still to come back. Shaw yet to play.

Don't forget the Zlatan.

The team today is about on par with the LVG team in his second season. The first-choice one.

 

[LoneStar]

Pogba must be crying watching this game. He would have loved to be a part of this.

 

[whatwha]

Let's have 5! (Before HT)

 

[Z_Wolf]

Martial looks much more mobile and hungry than he usually is.

 

[LoSpritz]

I'm more interested in a clean sheet than more goals tbh. I want OT to be a fortress again. No goals against so far this season.

 

[Marcelinho87]

Jaysus, Lindelof off for Shaw at half time please.

Why? It's over let him get the minutes.

 

[Drifter]

Our pace is killing them

 

[Android1974]

Bring on Lukaku in the second half

What for? To risk a stupid injury on a already won game?

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

But, but, but, they played Burton, we played Leicester.
You think RAWK is watching? Or Klopp?

 

[Mciahel Goodman]

Don't forget the Zlatan.

The team today is about on par with the LVG team in his second season. The first-choice one.

I did completely forget about Zlatan.

A lot of depth.

 

[peridigm]

We'd be drawing 0-0 under LVG.

 

[pseudo_canadian]

cnut of a tackle

 

[Zebs]

Why? It's over let him get the minutes.

'Cause I'd rather Shaw gets the minutes. It's clear that Lindelof isn't ready yet, we might as well try get our best left back back up to scratch.

 

[Rado_N]

Oh, you go to the gym?

 

[Art]

Hahaha there's a person who's called Lund

 

[lem8sh]

We'd be drawing 0-0 under LVG.

Absolute fact.

 

[Irrational.]

Hahaha. Unfortunate for Burton, showing the comparison between striking options:

- Show Lukaku, hood up, bathed in black United hoodie, stroking beard and looking on thoughtfully.

- Cut to Burton's striker, pubey, ginger beard trying to eat a plastic bottle looking half asleep.

That was a great contrast

 

[K2K]

We'd be drawing 0-0 under LVG.

Dark dark days those.

 

[Crackers]

Lingard take too many touches on the ball without actually doing anything.

 

[Wednesday at Stoke]

Did the commentator call him a scouser?

 

[The Bloody-Nine]

We'd be drawing 0-0 under LVG.

'Foundations', though. Never forget the foundations.

 

[Hellboy]

Lukaku would have had a field day against this team

 

[Rado_N]

This ref is on glue

 

[saivet]

foul against Smalling

 

[Catt]

Why does Blind always have his thumbs up while running?

Daley has a genuinly positive outlook on life.

 

[Baxter]

Think we must've witnessed the most baffling decision of the season there.

 

[ivaldo]

Sorry cant be that much arsed to track which post you're talking about. I'm not complaining just dont think that battering Burton shows that we are very good, but Im happy with how we are playing now, not so much earlier.

Then for future reference it might be prudent to avoid whinging that others aren't reading your posts properly.

It was clear we were going to dominate this side but you couldnt wait to find something remotely pessimistic about our performance to moan about after 10 bleedin' minutes - going as far to say we were being outplayed when it was obvious to anyone with eyes that was nonsense.

 

[Irrational.]

Varney Mane-kicked Smalling there, yet FK given against Mike.

 

[Bojan11]

Foul against Smalling?

The referee is on drugs.