Has political correctness actually gone mad?

[Snowjoe]

I personally loathe butter, but that's an exception.

What is wrong with you you absolute creature?!

 

[Adisa]

The fattest country in the world is apparently American Samoa with an obesity rate of 95%

What the feck

Link please? That's incredible.

 

[KirkDuyt]

Link please? That's incredible.

https://www.sbs.com.au/news/dateline/story/obesity-paradise

 

[Adisa]

https://www.sbs.com.au/news/dateline/story/obesity-paradise

Thanks.

 

[Carolina Red]

Don't you touch our dykes!

With breakfast like that, who’s gonna stop me?

 

[Siorac]

I fully endorse the orderly set up of that table.

Look at the spoons, all over the place.

 

[KirkDuyt]

With breakfast like that, who’s gonna stop me?

Speak up short stuff, can't hear you from up here

 

[Carolina Red]

I personally loathe butter,

Mate of mine eats white bread with cheese and sprinkles..

Alright, that settles it.

You’re gonna need that extra height.

 

[KirkDuyt]

I'm actually only 1.81

I never eat hagelslag though

 

[Jippy]

Look at the spoons, all over the place.

Lack of cotton table cloth too.

 

[SwansonsTache]

You ever had sausage sawmill gravy?

Edit: you’re from the land of rakfisk ffs

Rakfisk, gravlaks and lutefisk

 

[Siorac]

Lack of cotton table cloth too.

And nasty paper trays for the cheese and ham.

 

[Ødegaard]

Rakfisk, gravlaks and lutefisk

 

[Jippy]

And nasty paper trays for the cheese and ham.

Baskets a bit 80s too

 

[Olly Gunnar Solskjær]

You have to re-use the fat about a million times, Olly.

Hmm, I once used the frying pan that had quite old oil left in there and the house bloody stunk afterwards Not sure cafe style sausages are quite worth going through that again.

 

[oneniltothearsenal]

An actual breakfast.

I am not seeing any bagels

 

[711]

An actual breakfast.

If there's no bacon it's not breakfast. And you being Danish too, should be ashamed of yourself.

 

[oneniltothearsenal]

If there's no bacon it's not breakfast. And you being Danish too, should be ashamed of yourself.

I go for the 3 B breakfast myself -bagels, bacon and bloody mary.

 

[Carolina Red]

I go for the 3 B breakfast myself -bagels, bacon and bloody mary.

Any breakfast with alcohol is a breakfast I will defend to the hilt.

Remember, the Old Fashioned was created as a breakfast cocktail.

 

[SwansonsTache]

An actual breakfast.

Add herring and smoked mackerel and it is legit a carbon copy of the breakfasts I grew up with.

 

[Ødegaard]

If there's no bacon it's not breakfast. And you being Danish too, should be ashamed of yourself.

Didn't know Danes and Dutch people had become one.

... Or is he a dane?

 

[SwansonsTache]

Didn't know Danes and Dutch people had become one.

... Or is he a dane?

Think he is from the Southern part of Denmark, so basically a German.

 

[Carolina Red]

Think he is from the Southern part of Denmark, so basically a German.

His location says "Dutchland" and he's a Feyenoord supporter.

 

[Dr. Dwayne]

Is that what y’all call the brown kind?

For me, gravy at breakfast looks like...

Marine Corps SOS.

Lovely biscuits, though.

 

[Carolina Red]

Marine Corps SOS.

Lovely biscuits, though.

SOS is beef though. That in the gravy is sausage.

 

[Dr. Dwayne]

SOS is beef though. That in the gravy is sausage.

Same shit different shingle.

Wait, reverse that order.

 

[711]

Didn't know Danes and Dutch people had become one.

... Or is he a dane?

He's a bacon-dodger from the flatlands either way.

 

[KirkDuyt]

I'm neither Danish nor German

 

[oneniltothearsenal]

Any breakfast with alcohol is a breakfast I will defend to the hilt.

Remember, the Old Fashioned was created as a breakfast cocktail.

I did not know that but I am glad that my natural instinct was accurate

 

[Halftrack]

I'm neither Danish nor German

So Belgian then?

 

[KirkDuyt]

Bacon dodger would make for an awesome tagline.

I refuse to acknowledge Belgium is a real country. It's just part us and part France.

 

[utdalltheway]

Aren’t the Dutch just a taller version of Germans?

 

[jojojo]

That being said, a full English is fecking delightful, if you only skip that gross cake of coagulated blood.

One of the best bits, as long as it's a proper one, not one of those nasty briquettes made out of fat and charcoal sweepings.

It's also remarkably healthy*:
http://www.buryblackpuddings.co.uk/health-benefits/

Isn’t that just bread and butter? And nowt wrong with beans in a dish...better on the plate though.

It looks horribly like bread and marg. Something about that colour and texture just makes me suspicious. Suspicious enough that even if they surround their breakfast with EU flags and rainbow laces, I still wouldn't eat there.

* Says black pudding manufacturer.

 

[KirkDuyt]

Aren’t the Dutch just a taller version of Germans?

Taller and prettier!

 

[africanspur]

Aren’t the Dutch just a taller version of Germans?

The Dutch are great. Tall, exceptionally good looking, a great accent, excellent sense of humour and lovely cities.

 

[KirkDuyt]

The Dutch are great. Tall, exceptionally good looking, a great accent, excellent sense of humour and lovely cities.

See, this guy gets it.

 

[SwansonsTache]

I'm neither Danish nor German

Y'all foreigners are all the same to me.

 

[SteveJ]

German police have rescued a man after he called for help saying a baby squirrel would not leave him alone.

Bloody snowflakes!!!!!

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/aug/10/driving-me-nuts-german-police-rescue-man-baby-squirrel

 

[Red Defence]

One of the best bits, as long as it's a proper one, not one of those nasty briquettes made out of fat and charcoal sweepings.

It's also remarkably healthy*:
http://www.buryblackpuddings.co.uk/health-benefits/

Yes, nothing better than a Bury Black pud (with a bit of mustard) hot off one of the stalls at Bury market.

 

[Jippy]

When your lead actress is not 'gay enough' or Jewish...

Ruby Rose exits Twitter amid Batwoman casting backlash

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-45166592