Premier League Gameweek 2 fixtures (18th - 20th August 2018)

Is David Luiz trying to impersonate a cartoon character?
 
Neither of these are going to threaten the top four defending like this.
 
Weren't people saying Chelsea would be City's closest challengers this season after playing a wank Huddersfield team last week?
 
Premier league is going to be great this season.

Arsenal should have about 7
 
Sarri's love of Luiz is going to cost them a few points this season. One good thing Conte did was bench him and play Christensen regularly.
 
We are not, just a disappointing experience given the level of talent in the squad, which is greater than either of these 2 teams.

You know, when people talk about how crap our defenders are they really need to get some perspective, look at these lot today, wouldn't take any of the 4 for the Utd squad.
Yep, although disagree with the last bit. Would gladly take Alonso and Azpilcueta off Chelsea.
 
Aubameyang is an excellent striker still, misses happens to the best sometimes. Also from Dortmund though are gundogan, Lewandowski, reus, hummels, etc... You saying dont buy those either?
i am looking at those who came in PL. And it is not like gundogan is tearing league apart also. Not saying that they are bad players but they are not highest level
 
There aren't any good goalkeepers left. If DDG signs a 5-year deal he's worth £250m in this market.
Poor guy will take a while to get used to the Prem maybe. Press will probably have a go at him if he doesn't improve as well...
 
Best game so far. No team knows how to defend. Might as well take the defenders off and go for a basketball score.
 
Thank you Arsenal finally this wankfest over Chelsea can end. Couldn't stand it anymore.

Don't worry...it'll start all over again tomorrow when Shitty are 7-0 up at half time. And resume again on Monday when the Dippers put 4 past Palace.
 
We should have 5 goals..

I'm just waiting for an another defensive error from our defense and Chelsea will lead again. Especially with Hazard coming on later..
 
Could have been about 5-2 to Arse if they took all their chances.

Might as well go for it as neither team can defend competently.
 
i am looking at those who came in PL. And it is not like gundogan is tearing league apart also. Not saying that they are bad players but they are not highest level
Well in Gundogan's case it's impressive he's even playing at such a high level considering his back injuries.
 
Both sides remind me of Liverpool when Klopp first came in. Always threatening going forward, but brittle as feck in midfield and at the back.
 
Brilliant game isn’t it? Two teams who are clueless to their actual defensive set ups are being exposed by their very sharp counterpart managers. This is in game management at its finest.
 
For their defensive frailties, arsenal could and should be in the lead here
 
Jorginho has been amazing. One of the best midfielders in the world. His passing can rival that of Kroos
 
Both sides remind me of Liverpool when Klopp first came in. Always threatening going forward, but brittle as feck in midfield and at the back.

Is it just me or is it even worse than when Klopp first took over you? I know you were bad, but my god Chelsea in particular look like they never actually discovered the concept of defending.
 
United are better than these two sides.

At least we can defend and be solid when we want to.
At least both of these teams are attacking. Their problems are easier to solve imo. If it was us I'm pretty certain we'd be playing for the 0-0. Scoring goals is the hardest thing to do.
 
Yep, although disagree with the last bit. Would gladly take Alonso and Azpilcueta off Chelsea.

I meant the 4 CB's on the pitch, and how people talk about our lot in comparison to our rivals. Smalling/Jones/Lindelof/Rojo regularly get derided as lower PL level types, again this is the standard of our rivals.

Full backs maybe though. Alonso is a traffic cone defensively though, good footballer, not much of a defender.
 
Cannot say our defending has improved so far on this display....wow, pretty shocking stuff. I do not know if Chelsea has been brought down to our level of defending or if this is really what we can expect from Sarri's Chelsea. We should be up to be honest. PEA should have a couple.
 
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Don't even want to think what your lot would do to either of these right now, with the amount of space they're both giving up in behind. When do you first play either of them?

Chelsea after you, I think. Arsenal's a while away.