[Random Task]

Rom enters the fray and the CAF cry out in unison.

 

[Irish Jet]

That was so sluggish from Fellaini and Fred.

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

Oh great. Fatty is coming on.

Shaw started this game!

 

[Dec9003]

Fatty coming on, great.

 

[ash_86]

Fred has 0 awareness

 

[Red00012]

Fred showing us why he doesn’t start

 

[jmaggio]

The caf is more entertaining than the matches these days

Chuckling at the state of these threads is the only thing that gets me through matches.

 

[BrianMcClair'sBarnet]

Romelu Timberland coming on.

 

[Drifter]

Shot on target

 

[Ranchero]

Man Utd fans singing something about 'attack'. And it is not attack attack attack

 

[Frank Grimes]

Martial was chronic tonight.

 

[Canagel]

We are lucky young boys are even more shite than us.

 

[redshaw]

Man on you thick as feck player.

 

[luke511]

WTF, Fellaini stays on?!

 

[Ranchero]

So Matic stays on. Mo go!

 

[FireballXL5]

Fred!!! And Matic stays on.

 

[red4ever 79]

Did my eyes deceive me, or did we have a shot. Stop the press

 

[2 man midfield]

Fred off? Weird. He’s been good.

 

[11101]

Look at the space between our attack and defence there.... its like watching kids football.

 

[ivaldo]

And still Matic survives.

 

[DomesticTadpole]

Who was it said it would be Fred for Pobga?

 

[Canagel]

Why he takes Fred off?

 

[ZlatMan]

Finally Pogba and Lukaku is on.

 

[donkeyfish]

Shot on target

Get in!

 

[Andersons Dietician]

Matic is going nowhere.

Like clock work

 

[All 3 United]

He’s legitimately one of our best attackers, which is the problem.

He’s not. As bad as the rest are, he is truly shocking.

 

[Drifter]

Double substitute to save our blushes.

 

[minoo-utd]

What is wrong with that fecker really?
Always keeps Matic and Fellaini! Yet complain about the midfield!

 

[jmaggio]

Here comes thiccboi donkeyballs

 

[Cutch]

Fred off and them 2 bumbling oafs left on. feck me

 

[DavidDeSchmikes]

Lingard off for Lukaku
Fred off for Pogba

 

[Nate Dogg]

If we don't win against this team then the whole team except DDG should be fined a months salary.

 

[Rajma]

Fred showing us why he doesn’t start

Yes because one episode outweighs all the good stuff, get a grip.

 

[Hamadovich86]

No fecking clue why the feck im awake watching this dog shit match in the middle of the week.

 

[PlayerOne]

Fred goes off while Matic stays on. Joke

 

[Rolaholic]

Pogba coming on,about damn time

 

[AaronRedDevil]

It's kinda annoying Mourinho has been saying this and he just proves himself right. I'm not even mad lol.

 

[Fully Fledged]

Another 90 mins for Matic it seems.

 

[Tincanalley]

Diving Chester. Headed chip. Ear trap. (C) P. Jones.

 

[Baxter]

We are lucky young boys are even more shite than us.

Pretty much. They’ve had two or three massive chances on the counter.

 

[No Love]

Love the description of Lukaku and Pogba as ‘aces’. Certainly not the cards I would compare them to, that’s for sure.