[Big Ben Foster]

£50 says he’s the first subbed.

Not quite but close enough. So predictable.

 

[SAFMUTD]

If we had only bought that central defender, we will be crushing Young Boys....

 

[Coops73]

Why? Just fecking why bring off Fred and not Matic? He was one of our best players out there.

 

[red4ever 79]

Liking the wrong Instagram post

Making some forward passes

 

[Foxbatt]

How many has Rashford missed? None of the English commentators would say anything about Rashford. He has missed a lot tonight.

 

[Murder on Zidanes Floor]

What's happening?

He's firing the ball at them instead of scoring...

 

[Trophy Room]

We are so stale.

 

[DomesticTadpole]

Me

Congratulations.

 

[redshaw]

Lukaku should be playing Rugby League.

 

[Greck]

That one is going in the lowlight reel

 

[thepolice123]

What can Rashford do except running really fast and hitting the ball really hard?

 

[Canagel]

Can't have Fred and Pogba together for some reason .it's like those two and Periera are competing for one position.

 

[2 man midfield]

Ffs give Rashford some options

 

[Rajma]

Wow everyone just standing and not helping Rashford there

 

[PepsiCola]

Lukaku

 

[el3mel]

Another 0-0. This team is so fecking predictable.

 

[Ranchero]

Oh the importance of actual ball playing skill in football…

We haven't bought any. Mourinho, and Ive said it before and I will again, has a love of big strong guys first. Football ability second.

 

[mitchmouse]

we need wingers.. guys who can get beyond defenders and can cross the ball. fred's free kicks were a joke

 

[red4ever 79]

Lukaku working hard

 

[Garethw]

How much more of this shite do we have to endure before Old Trafford turns on this fraud?

 

[RedDevil@84]

He's firing the ball at them instead of scoring...

 

[El-Manos]

Matic could transfer to Chelsea and Mourinho would still have him in the starting line up.

 

[Thiim]

Get Rasford off. He's had a shot on target, there's no way he'll get two.

 

[Foxbatt]

I want Jose sacked. No matter what now. We cannot have a blind man leading Manchester United. I mean as a manager.

 

[donkeyfish]

Here comes thiccboi donkeyballs

We have many posters who are donkeys or are relatives of those that are donkeys and seeing that word used so liberally impacts their enjoyment of the caf. I advocate the banning of such words and have had many of those posters come up to me thanking me for it.

 

[Ranchero]

Martial wasting another opportunity.

 

[tomaldinho1]

Greedy

 

[Robbo's Shoulder]

Oh dear

 

[el3mel]

We can't even get the odd win anymore.

 

[Fracture90]

Nah we need 2 holding CM's on at home against this european super power

Preach!

 

[Irish Jet]

Martial is so overrated

 

[Tincanalley]

I like Lingard.

 

[ash_86]

Martial

 

[VeevaVee]

Christ almighty. We’re just wank at attacking

 

[2 man midfield]

Nope. Head to head

Ah ok I wasn’t sure

 

[BrianMcClair'sBarnet]

Dont forget the ball,Lukaku.

 

[FerociousCorgis]

if we draw and valencia dont win tonight gonna be one huge bus parked come our game with them.

 

[RedPed]

Wow, Fred off? Get Pereira on for Matic and we'll win this. Swiss fans been the best thing about this game.

 

[mitchmouse]

again martial tries to go straight through players. when will he learn?

 

[DomesticTadpole]

Lukaku will be great if he makes career shifting to a comedian.

He'd have a good career shifting furniture.

 

[Rajma]

Most striker's who have ever played professional football constantly talk about how much confidence makes a difference. Its ridiculous to suggest it doesn't.

Yep some don’t get it, probably the ones that did not touch the ball ever at any level.

 

[devilish]

What did jones do?