[Andersons Dietician]

NOBODY is playing right back. NOBODY.

Probably an improvement

 

[red4ever 79]

Looks like Smalling

Thought the same. Mourinho would love his height in the team

 

[Canagel]

Every time Pogba has the ball facing their goal all our forwards are just stood still staring at him.

I saw that. No-one moved

 

[Irish Jet]

This is the worst performance of Martial’s career.

 

[saivet]

We're lucky Yong Boys are terrible

 

[GledTheRed]

How confident is anyone that we could actually get a point at Valencia?

Not me

 

[Swearing Budgie]

Any of your lot able to play up front?

Well I scored one and I am cack tbf

 

[Trophy Room]

Well at least we are all suffering together.

Siege mentality!

 

[Minimalist]

Spare a thought for the folks who paid to watch this tumescent shite.

 

[mitchmouse]

Pogba been anonymous since he’s come on :/

as per usual

 

[Dennis Viollet]

Enough of this shit.

 

[JK-27]

This is exactly like the weekend against Palace, ping in the box and hope.

 

[AndyJ1985]

If we qualify from this group we're only going to end up getting embarrassed again

 

[Andersons Dietician]

This is the worst performance of Martial’s career.

Really? I think he’s been alright.

 

[red4ever 79]

Well I scored one and I am cack tbf

Be an upgrade on Rashford surely

 

[RedDevilRoshi]

How the feck did this team beat Juventus in Turin?

 

[tomaldinho1]

I saw that. No-one moved

it's tragic, like he'll just conojour something for them

 

[finneh]

Since we brought on the statues (Pogba and Lukaku) they've been all over us.

 

[Nate Dogg]

Martial is playing as if he has already signed his 5 year contract.

 

[glazed]

So shapeless from us.

 

[Im red2]

We play a type of sugar shite football

 

[el3mel]

If we don't score early, we never score.

 

[Mockney]

Please say someone has a Gif if that dual Fellaini-Lukaku miscontrol on the break?

It was all kinds of ignominious hilarity.

 

[Garethw]

It’s fecking sad to see how far we have fallen since the great man retired.

This performance perfectly sums up the mediocrity of the Mourinho era.

 

[Foxbatt]

The Manager is an imbecile. He takes off Fred and keeps Matic and the midfield is dead now.

 

[Trophy Room]

Spare a thought for the folks who paid to watch this tumescent shite.

There was a time getting tickets for a game like this would've cost a fortune! Touts are suffering lol

 

[DomesticTadpole]

If we qualify from this group we're only going to end up getting embarrassed again

No chance we will go any further like you say.

 

[mitchmouse]

If we qualify from this group we're only going to end up getting embarrassed again

even a shite madrid will hammer us (they won their group didn't they?)

 

[Drifter]

Lukaku as certainly lost some pace.

 

[Minimalist]

How the feck did this team beat Juventus in Turin?

They missed brilliant chances.

 

[Fully Fledged]

We need to win this.

 

[Ranchero]

It's like we don't care that if we win this we qualify. And I get the feeling the fans are caring little either.

 

[BulgarianDevil91]

Are we playing in fecking Switzerland? No support coming from our fans ffs

 

[red4ever 79]

Omg how fat is Lukaku

 

[minoo-utd]

Oh God we are shit.

 

[redzombie]

push up you complete idiots

 

[2 man midfield]

How the feck did this team beat Juventus in Turin?

Their complacency, the quality of Juan Mata’s set pieces, and a freak slice of luck.

 

[11101]

Jones doing his best to get injured again

 

[mitchmouse]

Never seen so many spare seats at OT... but absolutely no surprise. we are pitiful

 

[Random Task]

Why does it look like we're about to go behind to Young Boys at Old Trafford?

 

[donkeyfish]

Shame we don't have Nick Powell available for a late push