[GiddyUp]

If you bet on less then 4 goals every United game you could shave years of you're mortgage.

 

[C3Pique]

Why am I still watching this dross

 

[el3mel]

We have only won 2 matches at Old Trafford this season.

 

[SqueakyWeasel]

Martial just keep running down rabbit holes … does he not know this is a team game?

 

[Ranchero]

Mourinho has to go and a few of these joke players.

 

[Adam-Utd]

Meh. Just as well. Has any team in the history ever progressed to the next round when they did not score a single home goal in the group stage? We don't deserve to go through.

Unbelievable isn’t it

 

[Nate Dogg]

Sack the cnut

 

[JinnerJamie]

It's Rashford's turn to be sacrificed to the great almighty bus tonight .

His two left feet have carried him in front of it to be fair, what's Jose supposed to do swerve and hit Matic?

 

[nikineil]

Nah buddy everyone knowa camera adda like 5 kilos.

No wonder he looks massive then. There's cameras everywhere! (Premise from Who's line is it anyway)

 

[GhastlyHun]

Tuned into Dr. No Goals

Score another day?

 

[Fully Fledged]

Yes. So, basically we are out.

Yep.

 

[KennyBurner]

Lukaku so daft. Won’t look in the box before crossing. Can never think fast enough.

 

[VorZakone]

A goal would be nice.

 

[shamans]

Why am I still watching this dross

Disbelief

 

[yumtum]

Feck me, we're genuinely pathetic!

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

ffs, score will you, for crying out loud,

 

[Andersons Dietician]

@Random Task have you happened to check the other game. I flicked over for a minute and the first thing the commentator mentions is how entertaining of a game it has been. Checked the score and well....

 

[Lennon7]

Embarassing the way some players are getting about. Pogba doesn’t want the ball, can’t be arsed

 

[DomesticTadpole]

Fans leaving in their droves. Although they usually do even when we are winning.

 

[bosnian_red]

I dont ever remember giving so few fecks about football as I do this season. Even when we win, its "meh" and on with my day.

 

[Suedesi]

This is worse than LVG

 

[Anustart89]

A part of me would not be mad if we lost here so that Mourinho could feck off.

 

[Charlie Foley]

Lukaku’s worst performance since he won King of the Ring 1995

 

[Rolaholic]

Truly hoping this is the last time we see Fellaini and Static on the pitch together at the same time...

 

[fergies coat]

I miss Van Gaal. At least he was funny.

His end of season speach was legendary.

 

[red4ever 79]

Anyone think Lukaku may have some medical issue ? Maybe a thyroid problem ? Just seems to have gained so much bulk in the last 2 or 3 months

Cocktail problem maybe

 

[Tonjo]

The main difference between United and other teams who can score easily is that this lot of players are extremely selfish. Most of them are glory hunters. They don't like to pass to another who is in a better position. Or they just are not skilful enough. If United looses or do not qualify, Mourinho must also take the blame. They were doing fine with pace until the substitution came on and suddenly Young boys created chances.

 

[Ranchero]

There is no urgency. None. Nothing. Nought. It's a bloody disgrace.

 

[ash_86]

Yeah, Pogba having a piss.

 

[Irish Jet]

Our forwards were lined up like a back 4.

That is unbelievable.

Everyone needs to go.

 

[Jazz]

Why did we take off Fred?

 

[mitchmouse]

how many would city or liverpool score against this lot

 

[Reddy Rederson]

Stop reading my mind savage!

 

[100]

Anne with the seventh star, get in!

 

[Paul778]

Ffs

Do we even have an attacking coach?

 

[DavidDeSchmikes]

Score another day?

Blunderball

 

[Rolaholic]

The stadium exodus has begun early,it would've seemed unconsionable in the past but it reflects well the current state of the club

 

[Dobba]

Don't forget this is us playing 'like this is our last chance to get out of the group'

 

[Camy89]

The decisions made tonight are unbelievable.

Total lack of understanding of where teammates are and not even the technique to pull the pass off anyway. Really disgustingly poor stuff.

 

[kopviolator]

His end of season speach was legendary.

He definitely had his moments.

 

[SirAF]

Idiots whistling shaw

 

[devilish]

I dont ever remember giving so few fecks about football as I do this season. Even when we win, its "meh" and on with my day.

Most of our players seems to share your philosophy