Bluemoon goes into Meltdown

I've heard United fans use a few of those names for our players. Stan Laurel has been around for a long time and may have been coined by us.
 
Crystal Palace post match thread:

Ridiculous team selection allied with poor summer recruitment.

Pep's record breaking £500m squad isn't enough for this bloke.
 
Looks like OGS has already been endeared to the Berties with his own nickname. Looks like they've settled on 'Rent Boy'. I know they have names for Ed but can't find/remember them. An update is in order.

Fergie - Pisscan, Whiskeynose, GPC, Baconface, Slur Alex, Taggart
Jose Mourinho - PEG, Maureen, Moaninho
Louis van Gaal - Turtle
David Moyes - Gollum
Bobby Charlton - Ticket Tout
Ed Woodward -
Steve Bruce - Elephant Man
Eric Cantona - Mr. Seagull
Wayne Rooney - Shrek, Granny Shagger, Weetabixhead...and others
Cristiano Ronaldo - ******
Phil Jones - Stan Laurel, Duncan Edwards (I think)...and others
Ryan Giggs - Family Man
Tony Martial - Whatsisname
Paul Pogba - Carlton Pogba, Pogbad
Marouane Fellaini - Elbows, A&E, Bog Brush, Felony
Bastian Schweinsteiger - Pigsticker, Pig Farmer
Zlatan Ibrahimovic - Big Nose
Marcus Rashford - Gashford
Adnan Januzaj - Jizzyjazz
Rio Ferdinand - Camel Gob, Wio
Gary Neville - Ratboy, Ratface
Paul Scholes - Ginger Pig
Chris Smalling - Smallthing
Romelu Lukaku - Lumpkaku
Scott McTominay - McTomboy
David De Gea - Donut Thief
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer - Lauren, Peperboy, Rent Boy
Old Trafford - The Swamp, Unsold Trafford...and others
United - Rags, Ushited, Untied, Manure, Scum
The 6-1 victory - Sick Swan


What no name for Keano?

Perhaps legbreaker?

Die yer cnuts...

we will destroy you at Old Trafford.
 
Looks like OGS has already been endeared to the Berties with his own nickname. Looks like they've settled on 'Rent Boy'. I know they have names for Ed but can't find/remember them. An update is in order.

Fergie - Pisscan, Whiskeynose, GPC, Baconface, Slur Alex, Taggart
Jose Mourinho - PEG, Maureen, Moaninho
Louis van Gaal - Turtle
David Moyes - Gollum
Bobby Charlton - Ticket Tout
Ed Woodward -
Steve Bruce - Elephant Man
Eric Cantona - Mr. Seagull
Wayne Rooney - Shrek, Granny Shagger, Weetabixhead...and others
Cristiano Ronaldo - ******
Phil Jones - Stan Laurel, Duncan Edwards (I think)...and others
Ryan Giggs - Family Man
Tony Martial - Whatsisname
Paul Pogba - Carlton Pogba, Pogbad
Marouane Fellaini - Elbows, A&E, Bog Brush, Felony
Bastian Schweinsteiger - Pigsticker, Pig Farmer
Zlatan Ibrahimovic - Big Nose
Marcus Rashford - Gashford
Adnan Januzaj - Jizzyjazz
Rio Ferdinand - Camel Gob, Wio
Gary Neville - Ratboy, Ratface
Paul Scholes - Ginger Pig
Chris Smalling - Smallthing
Romelu Lukaku - Lumpkaku
Scott McTominay - McTomboy
David De Gea - Donut Thief
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer - Lauren, Peperboy, Rent Boy
Old Trafford - The Swamp, Unsold Trafford...and others
United - Rags, Ushited, Untied, Manure, Scum
The 6-1 victory - Sick Swan

In fairness there's a few on here that made me chuckle. Taggart for SAF. He was one of Strathclyde Police's finest, hardly an insult.
 
Looks like OGS has already been endeared to the Berties with his own nickname. Looks like they've settled on 'Rent Boy'. I know they have names for Ed but can't find/remember them. An update is in order.

Fergie - Pisscan, Whiskeynose, GPC, Baconface, Slur Alex, Taggart
Jose Mourinho - PEG, Maureen, Moaninho
Louis van Gaal - Turtle
David Moyes - Gollum
Bobby Charlton - Ticket Tout
Ed Woodward -
Steve Bruce - Elephant Man
Eric Cantona - Mr. Seagull
Wayne Rooney - Shrek, Granny Shagger, Weetabixhead...and others
Cristiano Ronaldo - ******
Phil Jones - Stan Laurel, Duncan Edwards (I think)...and others
Ryan Giggs - Family Man
Tony Martial - Whatsisname
Paul Pogba - Carlton Pogba, Pogbad
Marouane Fellaini - Elbows, A&E, Bog Brush, Felony
Bastian Schweinsteiger - Pigsticker, Pig Farmer
Zlatan Ibrahimovic - Big Nose
Marcus Rashford - Gashford
Adnan Januzaj - Jizzyjazz
Rio Ferdinand - Camel Gob, Wio
Gary Neville - Ratboy, Ratface
Paul Scholes - Ginger Pig
Chris Smalling - Smallthing
Romelu Lukaku - Lumpkaku
Scott McTominay - McTomboy
David De Gea - Donut Thief
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer - Lauren, Peperboy, Rent Boy
Old Trafford - The Swamp, Unsold Trafford...and others
United - Rags, Ushited, Untied, Manure, Scum
The 6-1 victory - Sick Swan
:lol: Brilliant
 
Must be devastating to come up with all of that and still not have anything that beats 'Emptihad' for aptness or cleverness.
It also baffles me that they can spend so much time thinking about a club that isn't even the one they support. The jealousy is off the charts.
 
City, a club with no morals or class. With fans that have been supporting them for 6 years, they also don't grasp the term "history"
 
How does Bluemoon feel about us cheering them on to win the league? With all the hate they have for us, it must drive them absolutely mad.

I don't know but it is kinda hilarious. I had the exact same conversation with my mates during the United game calling City cnuts for losing.

We all arrived at the same conclusion that there is no rivalry City because they're a nobody club because of their tainted success. Also there is no banter from there fans if they win because there are no fans. Not in Ireland anyway.
 
It also baffles me that they can spend so much time thinking about a club that isn't even the one they support. The jealousy is off the charts.

I'm sure United spend a lot of time singing about Liverpool even when you're not playing them?
 
Looks like OGS has already been endeared to the Berties with his own nickname. Looks like they've settled on 'Rent Boy'. I know they have names for Ed but can't find/remember them. An update is in order.

Fergie - Pisscan, Whiskeynose, GPC, Baconface, Slur Alex, Taggart
Jose Mourinho - PEG, Maureen, Moaninho
Louis van Gaal - Turtle
David Moyes - Gollum
Bobby Charlton - Ticket Tout
Ed Woodward -
Steve Bruce - Elephant Man
Eric Cantona - Mr. Seagull
Wayne Rooney - Shrek, Granny Shagger, Weetabixhead...and others
Cristiano Ronaldo - ******
Phil Jones - Stan Laurel, Duncan Edwards (I think)...and others
Ryan Giggs - Family Man
Tony Martial - Whatsisname
Paul Pogba - Carlton Pogba, Pogbad
Marouane Fellaini - Elbows, A&E, Bog Brush, Felony
Bastian Schweinsteiger - Pigsticker, Pig Farmer
Zlatan Ibrahimovic - Big Nose
Marcus Rashford - Gashford
Adnan Januzaj - Jizzyjazz
Rio Ferdinand - Camel Gob, Wio
Gary Neville - Ratboy, Ratface
Paul Scholes - Ginger Pig
Chris Smalling - Smallthing
Romelu Lukaku - Lumpkaku
Scott McTominay - McTomboy
David De Gea - Donut Thief
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer - Lauren, Peperboy, Rent Boy
Old Trafford - The Swamp, Unsold Trafford...and others
United - Rags, Ushited, Untied, Manure, Scum
The 6-1 victory - Sick Swan

Pig Farmer :lol:
 
Lazy slow and without passion Guardiola is as much to blame as the players

Lots of aimless crosses into the box - presumably because they think Aguero is now 6 foot plus or Dzeko has resigned

The football has become boring as feck

:wenger:
 
Haha they're calling Ole rent boy. Can't for God sake imagine how they're so butt hurt about us winning while we're in 6th. :lol:

Sty Sports giving the rent boy's first home match the full-on over-the-top wankfest earlier.

The camera showing his seat at the swamp and going on about how wonderful everything is.

I nearly had to reach for the sick-bag!
 
Atleast for the moment, Ole has us playing better football than the mighty Guardiola.

The problem is if they think these things annoy us or something. I actually laugh at these insults that shows how grown up they actually are. :lol:
 
These lot are not all up there :lol:. Sadly, this meltdown comes with the expense of Liverpool getting a very worrying lead.
 
Looks like OGS has already been endeared to the Berties with his own nickname. Looks like they've settled on 'Rent Boy'. I know they have names for Ed but can't find/remember them. An update is in order.

Fergie - Pisscan, Whiskeynose, GPC, Baconface, Slur Alex, Taggart
Jose Mourinho - PEG, Maureen, Moaninho
Louis van Gaal - Turtle
David Moyes - Gollum
Bobby Charlton - Ticket Tout
Ed Woodward -
Steve Bruce - Elephant Man
Eric Cantona - Mr. Seagull
Wayne Rooney - Shrek, Granny Shagger, Weetabixhead...and others
Cristiano Ronaldo - ******
Phil Jones - Stan Laurel, Duncan Edwards (I think)...and others
Ryan Giggs - Family Man
Tony Martial - Whatsisname
Paul Pogba - Carlton Pogba, Pogbad
Marouane Fellaini - Elbows, A&E, Bog Brush, Felony
Bastian Schweinsteiger - Pigsticker, Pig Farmer
Zlatan Ibrahimovic - Big Nose
Marcus Rashford - Gashford
Adnan Januzaj - Jizzyjazz
Rio Ferdinand - Camel Gob, Wio
Gary Neville - Ratboy, Ratface
Paul Scholes - Ginger Pig
Chris Smalling - Smallthing
Romelu Lukaku - Lumpkaku
Scott McTominay - McTomboy
David De Gea - Donut Thief
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer - Lauren, Peperboy, Rent Boy
Old Trafford - The Swamp, Unsold Trafford...and others
United - Rags, Ushited, Untied, Manure, Scum
The 6-1 victory - Sick Swan
Camel Gob hahaha :lol: I like it.

Most of them are shite though.