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I just read a brilliant comment on the reddit pre-episode dicussion thread:

I just read a brilliant comment on the reddit pre-episode dicussion thread:
Others may have mentioned it earlier but they should have merged these first two episodes into one ‘fan service reunions/get-up-to-speed/filler’ episode and then belt away into the action from E02 onwards. They’ve essentially wasted two episodes of a six-episode season on nonsense.
For seven seasons we’ve been told ‘Winter is coming’ and now it’s finally upon us - with a great opportunity to delve into the ultimate battle over six long episodes - they decide to waste screen time on shite like Tormund over-egging the pudding with his Brienne infatuation (okay, we get it, writers. He fancies her!), another nonsensical Arya and The Hound conversation, the overly-long fire-side sequence, at least three Grey Worm scenes too many etc etc.
They really could’ve condensed these two episodes into one 80-minute episode and then straight into the Battle of Winterfell in E02, IMO.
Daenerys has Jon killed to consolidate her power. Both remaining dragons die in the final battle but she ascends the throne. A reanimated Drogon emerges during her coronation and after a brief emotional reunion, he torches her and removes his face to reveal Arya. Arya and Gendry are then crowned and begin to get it on on the iron throne. CGI nipple reveal. End credits.
Puberty does that.This show has managed to turn Arya into some horny teenager. This show has somehow made me like Sansa more than Arya. This makes me angry. Also there is no universe where Jaime Lannister walks into Winterfell and isn't at least put into chains. Even the Starks aren't that stupid. It almost feels like Ned, Rob and Catelyns deaths meant nothing to say nothing of Bran being pushed out of a window which Catelyn had discovered. The idea that the others didn't know this is farcical. Really just want the show to get onto the final battle so this can end and I can go on eternally waiting for the next book to be released.
This show has managed to turn Arya into some horny teenager. This show has somehow made me like Sansa more than Arya. This makes me angry. Also there is no universe where Jaime Lannister walks into Winterfell and isn't at least put into chains. Even the Starks aren't that stupid. It almost feels like Ned, Rob and Catelyns deaths meant nothing to say nothing of Bran being pushed out of a window which Catelyn had discovered. The idea that the others didn't know this is farcical. Really just want the show to get onto the final battle so this can end and I can go on eternally waiting for the next book to be released.
Daenerys has Jon killed to consolidate her power. Both remaining dragons die in the final battle but she ascends the throne. A reanimated Drogon emerges during her coronation and after a brief emotional reunion, he torches her and removes his face to reveal Arya. Arya and Gendry are then crowned and begin to get it on on the iron throne. CGI nipple reveal. End credits.
I still don't get why we haven't seen a dragon glass sword hand on Jaimie, and I was hoping Arya's weapon would be something way cooler than a lame (rather chunky handled) spear. Like some glove thing that spits out arrow heads, or even a bow that tri-shoots. Maybe even needle remade as dragon glass.
Where's the creativity?
This show has managed to turn Arya into some horny teenager. This show has somehow made me like Sansa more than Arya. This makes me angry. Also there is no universe where Jaime Lannister walks into Winterfell and isn't at least put into chains. Even the Starks aren't that stupid. It almost feels like Ned, Rob and Catelyns deaths meant nothing to say nothing of Bran being pushed out of a window which Catelyn had discovered. The idea that the others didn't know this is farcical. Really just want the show to get onto the final battle so this can end and I can go on eternally waiting for the next book to be released.
Can’t imagine why a place full of corpses wouldn’t be a safe place in a battle against an enemy that can raise the dead.
This show has managed to turn Arya into some horny teenager. This show has somehow made me like Sansa more than Arya. This makes me angry. Also there is no universe where Jaime Lannister walks into Winterfell and isn't at least put into chains. Even the Starks aren't that stupid. It almost feels like Ned, Rob and Catelyns deaths meant nothing to say nothing of Bran being pushed out of a window which Catelyn had discovered. The idea that the others didn't know this is farcical. Really just want the show to get onto the final battle so this can end and I can go on eternally waiting for the next book to be released.
This show has managed to turn Arya into some horny teenager. This show has somehow made me like Sansa more than Arya. This makes me angry. Also there is no universe where Jaime Lannister walks into Winterfell and isn't at least put into chains. Even the Starks aren't that stupid. It almost feels like Ned, Rob and Catelyns deaths meant nothing to say nothing of Bran being pushed out of a window which Catelyn had discovered. The idea that the others didn't know this is farcical. Really just want the show to get onto the final battle so this can end and I can go on eternally waiting for the next book to be released.
I met him. He's a nice bloke too.I want to see it, just because I like the actor and it would be cool!
You realise the budget for over 400 minutes of battles would be the GDP of a small country, right?
Not to mention it’d be really damn boring.
Meh episode. Was more of a build-up to the third.
On the bright side, looks like the business truly gets started from the 3rd episode. Judging by the fact that the war with the White Walkers begins now, it is clear that the Night's King will be defeated by the 4th or 5th episode. Which means, the true finale will be a battle against Cersei and Euron at King's Landing as well as how Jon deals with Dany when she inevitably sees him as a rival for the throne.
Good because I didn't think the White Walkers should upstage Cersei as the main event.
Also, Bran seemed to hint Jaime would die when he said there is no guarantee of an "afterwards". Though we already knew that was likely of course.
As a history geek, who has devoted probably thousands of hours studying military tactics from antiquity and the medieval period, I wish most shows would just skip battles all together. They never do them right. It's always the same old "Let's have everyone line up in a reasonable facsimile of real regimentation and formation, and then everyone just fecking charge into a giant cluster feck of single combat where you can get murdered from behind at any moment, cause feck yea!"
The battle of the bastards is one of the absolute worst representations of this sort of combat I've ever seen. The opening scene of Alexander, the battle of Gaugamela, is probably the best. Vikings early on wasn't horrible, very small scale, but at least they fought with some degree of self preservation, but later on in the series it became a cluster feckfest. HBO Rome did "ok" in the few battles they depicted. Gladiator did so well until the cohorts in the opening battle said "formation? use our shields? Naaa feck this let's yolo into the Germans yippie kiyay!".
Yup.King.
With regards to the Jon and Dany discussion
I get that people think he went early with taking her, or he could have lied. But IMO that was that best time to tell her, given there was the nice segway into the discussion.
It would have been really awkward otherwise, especially if he told her after the defeated the WW's and then Cersie.
It also looked to me like Jon hadn't considered the fact he is ahead of her in the order of succession. At least that's what I got out of his reaction to her saying that you're the last/only male heir.
Wish we would have seen some of Tyrion's conversation with Bran.
I liked the episode... yeah it was a lot of set-up and stuff, but considering a lot of these people are probably going to die in the next episode, you kind of need to give them all a bit of screen-time to make their deaths a bit more impactful next week.
Plus there were some good character moments, mainly for Tormund, Jaime and Brienne... and there was a decent amount of Doctor Onion (aka the best GoT character around) so I was happy with that.
There was seemingly a lot of comedy this week (by GoT standards), but I thought it mostly worked for the most part.
On the bad/weird side... That Arya sex scene was just and a bit gross... in fact, all her scenes were the weakest parts of the episodes. I'm sure she's a lovely person, but Maisie Williams is now the clear worst actor on this show... she is really, really bad.
Oh and
Anyone reckon the NK is off to king's landing instead? They never showed him at the end of the episode there.
I'd still be suprised if the WW's were wrapped up by the end of episode three and Cersei was the main "boss" of the story. I reckon the battle of Winterfell is only half of it and it'll continue on in the south after.
Oh and
Anyone reckon the NK is off to king's landing instead? They never showed him at the end of the episode there.
I'd still be suprised if the WW's were wrapped up by the end of episode three and Cersei was the main "boss" of the story. I reckon the battle of Winterfell is only half of it and it'll continue on in the south after.
If Cersei is killed by Arya wearing the face of one of her brother’s it’ll be the lamest shit ever.
Except the Mountain being killed by Arya wearing the Hound’s face. That’d be cringeworthy too.
He knew, Sam told him he is the rightful King
Did Rickon serve any purpose throughout this series? He was a Stark, so you'd think he'd do/mean something, but the only thing he did was die.