Television Game of Thrones (TV) • The watch has ended

Well it went exactly to the leak . I was hoping it was a joke . Perfectly terrible ending to a terrible season.
 
Of all the moments they needed to timeskip, the Jon reveal to the Starks and post-Dany were the worst. Agreed. Just shoddy shoddy work. I don't mind cutting it down to 6 episodes, but they could have done so so much better with what they had by just tweaking a few things here and there.

the KL episode:
- Have Arya's cool scene by having her use some dead faces to wipe out the Kingsguard, before she reaches the Mountain with the Hound, and then Cleaganebowl. Also give her more cool scenes by wiping out the leader of the Golden Company instead of an OP dragon.
- keep Rhaegal alive till ep 5 and have him killed by Euron's scorpion just after the bells to drive Dany over the edge. Let Euron die in her revenge dragonfire.
- Jaime does to Cersei what Jon did to Dany, before letting the rubble kill them both. Since Euron is already dead, he doesn't need to be injured when he dies and we can let that shitty fight scene not exist
- Dany killing: suggested above
- post-Dany: the Dothraki and Unsullied want to fight, but stop when Jon summons Drogon, gets on top of him and tells them who he truly is. Some try to attack, but are instantly barbecued by Drogon. The rest get the message. Greyworm insists on fighting and is captured. Later he is set free on the condition that he leads his men to Naath.
- Jon pardons Tyrion and calls a small council to elect the king. When they want to choose him, he says he will no longer take part in the politics and go North of the Wall, where he truly felt at home. Gendry is then elected king, with Bran his hand. Sansa remains Queen in the North, and chooses Tyrion as her hand, because Tyrion no longer wishes to stay in KL where his family all died. Arya goes back to Braavos to lead the Faceless Men.

I made this up in 5 min, and it is still a better ending than what D&D did.

And that tightens the plotting up. However you still have the main problem of the last few seasons, that being the showrunners lacking basic storytelling skills. A little person shooting his dad on the toilet with a crossbow is a precarious plot marker. But if you build one hell of a story around it then it can work.

But I definitely agree that simplifying the plot* would have been the way to go.


*this doesn't mean you can't have complex characters before someone jumps on me because they don't understand
 
They really should have made it more obvious if Jon had become a Wildling by having him wear their clothing. It's just too ambiguous otherwise and having him be the Commander of the Nights Watch would be such a feckin shit end to his character.
 
The whole thing about Jon being the rightful King was just brushed under the carpet. It's too funny when you think about it

D&D forgot about that storyline. :D

In all seriousness, for them to not even have a sentence of dialogue to explain this is just ridiculous. It's been one of the main themes of the entire fecking season and his parentage has been argued about since Season 1!
 
Anyway, I'd rank the seasons so...

1 = 3 > 2 = 4 >>>> 6 >> 5 >> 7 = 8
1 > 3 = 4 = 2 > 6 >>> 5 > 7 >>> 8

I think that 6 has the best episode in the history of television. 'The Winds of Winter' is perfection itself. The scene with Ned getting baby Jon followed by King in the North was so emotional and amazing. The nuking of the church with Djawaldi's music... Also, the season had Hold the Door episode, one of the most shocking twists ever. Battle of Bastards was a bit brainless but epic.

In original viewing, I liked fourth most, cause I almost have a gay crush in Oberyn (maybe my favourite character in the books), but in rewatching which I did last year, it wasn't as good as 1 and 3. 1 with Sean Bean as main protagonist is right there with the greatest seasons in any TV show IMO. 3 was very good too, and 2 has the best dialogues (Tyrion with Varys and Tywin with Arya) in the entire show.

5th was when the writing started going to crap. Bar the Battle of Hardhorne, there isn't much good there. I thought that it cannot be topped (bottomed) but 7th was even worse. While the Dracarys episode was great, the rest of it was shit and nothing made sense.

8th is just an abomination. The music and the cinematography are great, but the writing is Dexter-like (seasons 5-8) level. I think that the finale was as good as it could have been after that penultimate episode though.
 
D&D forgot about that storyline. :D

In all seriousness, for them to not even have a sentence of dialogue to explain this is just ridiculous. It's been one of the main themes of the entire fecking season and his parentage has been argued about since Season 1!


Didn't mind that too much. Seems like after Daenerys died they finally reached the conclusion that the line of succession is a load of shit and just leads to a load of horrible, entitled people taking power. Jon had no interest in being King and trying to push for him to become that would have led to another war, which nobody wanted.

Although they really didn't do much with it, was only really relevant in contributing to Dany's downfall.
 
The whole thing about Jon being the rightful King was just brushed under the carpet. It's too funny when you think about it
To be fair, this seems to have been deliberate. Jon gonna defeat the Whitewalkers, everyone though...it was Arya. Jaime (the little brother) is gonna kill Cersei...nah, a house kills her. Then the last and this episode gave the impression that Arya is gonna kill Dany, but it was Jon to do so.

The resurrection kind of makes sense IMO. While we thought that it was cause Jon is special (being Targ, a chosen one and so on), it seems that everyone (Jon, Arya and Dany) who was important to defeating them would have been resurrected too. Beric Dondarrion was resurrected 6 times cause he was needed to save Arya. Jon was needed to unite the North with the wildlings and bring Dany in the north. Dany was needed cause of her dragons.

R'hllor works in a mysterious way.
 
Didn't mind that too much. Seems like after Daenerys died they finally reached the conclusion that the line of succession is a load of shit and just leads to a load of horrible, entitled people taking power. Jon had no interest in being King and trying to push for him to become that would have led to another war, which nobody wanted.

Although they really didn't do much with it, was only really relevant in contributing to Dany's downfall.
Jon not ending up as the King is ok but not even mentioning it during that shitty reunion they had when they were giving options for King ? That's just weird to me
 
So Jon was overlooked as a) neither the Unsullied nor Dothraki would accept it and b) Westeros was taking its first steps away from inherited power and, therefore, breaking the wheel.

Is that right?

If so, it's not that fecking contentious is it?
 
Anyway, I'd rank the seasons so...

1 = 3 > 2 = 4 >>>> 6 >> 5 >> 7 = 8

I'd probably go 1, 3, 2, 4, 6, 5, 7, 8 order wise. First three are quite interchangeable though, and I prefer certain aspects of 5 to 6 but found 6 more entertaining overall.
 
Didn't mind that too much. Seems like after Daenerys died they finally reached the conclusion that the line of succession is a load of shit and just leads to a load of horrible, entitled people taking power. Jon had no interest in being King and trying to push for him to become that would have led to another war, which nobody wanted.

Although they really didn't do much with it, was only really relevant in contributing to Dany's downfall.

But it was the very reason why Sansa broke her oath and told Tyrion. Which was why Varys was ultimately killed. They all came to the conclusion that Jon was the far better choice to be King. How else were they expecting Jon to achieve this outcome? His best friend, 3 family members, his chief adviser and the guy he just saved (Tyrion) were all present in the meeting and not one of them name checks him? What a bunch of cnuts. :lol:
 
Biggest feck up( except, well the whole main plot) in whole season are numbers. They are all fighting from day one and still have thousands of soldiers. Northerners were with Rob in battles, then on red wedding, then battle of bastards, then battle for Winterfell and still there are thousands of them in last battle and after that. Lannisters the same. And what to say about Dothraki and unsullied? :wenger:.
 
Jon not ending up as the King is ok but not even mentioning it during that shitty reunion they had when they were giving options for King ? That's just weird to me

It's all shit my man. That council scene was like something out of a parody.

I mean ffs they made Bronn Master of Coin and Lord of the Reach, you really can't do anything but laugh about all of it.
 
The whole thing about Jon being the rightful King was just brushed under the carpet. It's too funny when you think about it

Tbf at that point he was Grey Worm's prisoner and they were moving away from the "rightful king" approach anyway. Can hardly nominate Jon when he's specifically the guy Grey Worm wants dead. Losing the throne is the price he pays for killing Dany really.

What irked me far more is the fact that Tyrion was randomly allowed to nominate a king in that situation, or how sanguine Grey Worm was when his demands for Jon's death were downgraded to a non-verifiable promise that Jon would go home to rejoin a organisation he still basically runs.
 
Johns gonna have to kill Dany isn’t he :( She’s gonna get mad with rage that he bent the knee and went back on his promise while he attempts to become the rightful king. He’ll probably try convince her to rule with him, but i can see her going crazy in the end, especially if he turns one of her dragons against her. While she tries to exert her authority over him and the entire kingdom he’ll have to kill her to end it.

At the end of it all John will denounce his right to the throne and take back his place of lord commander at the wall and, as a guess, instead of handing down his claim to the throne to Sansa he’ll disband it back to the seven separate kindoms for them all to live happy ever after for a few hundred years.

Well i was on the right path at least.
 
To be fair, this seems to have been deliberate. Jon gonna defeat the Whitewalkers, everyone though...it was Arya. Jaime (the little brother) is gonna kill Cersei...nah, a house kills her. Then the last and this episode gave the impression that Arya is gonna kill Dany, but it was Jon to do so.

The resurrection kind of makes sense IMO. While we thought that it was cause Jon is special (being Targ, a chosen one and so on), it seems that everyone (Jon, Arya and Dany) who was important to defeating them would have been resurrected too. Beric Dondarrion was resurrected 6 times cause he was needed to save Arya. Jon was needed to unite the North with the wildlings and bring Dany in the north. Dany was needed cause of her dragons.

R'hllor works in a mysterious way.
You'd be a great lawyer if you're not already
 
But it was the very reason why Sansa broke her oath and told Tyrion. Which was why Varys was ultimately killed. They all came to the conclusion that Jon was the far better choice to be King. How else were they expecting Jon to achieve this outcome? His best friend, 3 family members, his chief adviser and the guy he just saved (Tyrion) were all present in the meeting and not one of them name checks him? What a bunch of cnuts. :lol:

True. Fecking Tyrion walks away as the second most powerful man in all of Westeros, and the most powerful actual person since Brann is some weird mystical being now.

Poor Jon has to feck off and never take part in the affairs of Westeros again, even though it was Tyrion who convinced him to actually do it.

And all Tyrion can do to comfort him when he asks if it was the right decision is go 'ehhh .. i dunno bro ask in 10 years might have been a goof' :lol:.
 
 
And that tightens the plotting up. However you still have the main problem of the last few seasons, that being the showrunners lacking basic storytelling skills. A little person shooting his dad on the toilet with a crossbow is a precarious plot marker. But if you build one hell of a story around it then it can work.

But I definitely agree that simplifying the plot* would have been the way to go.


*this doesn't mean you can't have complex characters before someone jumps on me because they don't understand

The toilet scene is brilliant, complete destruction of his fathers dignity. A fitting ending to a nasty character
 
Tbf at that point he was Grey Worm's prisoner and they were moving away from the "rightful king" approach anyway. Can hardly nominate Jon when he's specifically the guy Grey Worm wants dead. Losing the throne is the price he pays for killing Dany really.

What irked me far more is the fact that Tyrion was randomly allowed to nominate a king in that situation, or how sanguine Grey Worm was when his demands for Jon's death were downgraded to a non-verifiable promise that Jon would go home to rejoin a organisation he still basically runs.
What about when he was saying his goodbyes to the family ? Couldn't Sansa or Arya say something to that effect " It could/should have been you".
Tyrion, in a blink of an eye, going from prisonner to the one choosing Bran was incredibly stupid, who the feck comes up with an idea like that ?
 
Why didn't Bran just facking pardon Jon. You know with him being king and all...

Because they were basically still negotiating with Grey Worm who had Jon prisoner and wanted him dead. Thus the compromise, as Tyrion explained to Jon.
 


I wish I could be as stoic as Piers 'couldn't even handle one mouthful of a fecking vegan sausage roll' Morgan.

Definitely doesn't complain all the time about stupid shit like fireman sam being rebranded as firefighter sam, nope not at all.
 
Because they were basically still negotiating with Grey Worm who had Jon prisoner and wanted him dead. Thus the compromise, as Tyrion explained to Jon.
I get that but Grey Worm had no authority to make any demands. He had Jon hostage though I guess.
 
Obviously they got a fair few things wrong this season. But with Jon going beyond the wall again. I feel like they could of teased something for the future. Some sort of blue eyes on a child or something. It's just pretty sad now that it's done.
 
Couldn't agree more. That was Game of Thrones for me. Those scenes were simply fantastic. Just dialogue but had you on the edge of your seat; wondering if he sussed quite who she was.
On the delayed train home today managed to watch the first part of this. Great character and an even better actor.


Not many hour + 16 min youtube vids I'd bother sitting through but couldn't stop watching that.
 
Obviously they got a fair few things wrong this season. But with Jon going beyond the wall again. I feel like they could of teased something for the future. Some sort of blue eyes on a child or something. It's just pretty sad now that it's done.

I feel the Arya going west ‘to lands not yet explored’ sounds like a perfect spin off setting.
 
Not many hour + 16 min youtube vids I'd bother sitting through but couldn't stop watching that.

He's the boss. Show never recovered from his loss.