Trump Coronavirus (CV in US Politics)

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Trump.
Trump who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Trump.
Trump who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN’T SAY MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
 
Does dexamethasone cause swelling? Google sez:
"Many patients find that they become swollen around their face, ankles and feet or have a general swelling of their lower limbs when they are on dexamethasone. The swelling in the limbs is caused by water retention."
 
Does dexamethasone cause swelling? Google sez:
"Many patients find that they become swollen around their face, ankles and feet or have a general swelling of their lower limbs when they are on dexamethasone. The swelling in the limbs is caused by water retention."
What if the patient only drinks diet coke?
 
I wonder how many coats they had to apply? Surely it must be time to lacquer him to avoid water damage?
 
Has anyone figured how they can get themselves some regeneron? The bleach went down well so I want to make sure I get my next miracle cure down me
 
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The "China Virus".

So is that the new name for it?

He has been trying for months to make this name fly. His base aside it always seems to fail. The equivalent of a drunk uncle telling a shit, mildly racist, joke at Christmas and everyone just entering an embarrassed silence until someone changes the subject.
 
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Dont you love it when he advertises large companies...

feck I hope he loses and he ends up in a prison cell.

And of course, regeneron, the one he goes on and on about, was developed with embryonic stem cell research. This process is held in about the same regard as abortion for the majority of his base - guess it’s okay when it helps him. :rolleyes:
 
And of course, regeneron, the one he goes on and on about, was developed with embryonic stem cell research. This process is held in about the same regard as abortion for the majority of his base - guess it’s okay when it helps him. :rolleyes:
The thumpers sure are picky where they register their indignation these days.
 
He has been trying for months to make this name fly. His base a side it always seems to fail. The equivalent of a drunk uncle telling a shit, mildly racist, joke at Christmas and everyone just entering an embarrassed silence until someone changes the subject.

I need to get on this twatter. It sounds like the way to get the most intuitive news articles
 
What possible reason could they have to fake his entire posse catching Covid19? Just him catching it could theoretically be faked under the assumption that he would gain sympathy points, but when they've all caught it, one after the other, it just reeks of irony and incompetence. If this was a political ploy, it's the worst ploy in the history of politics.

I could think of a few reasons. Makes it all more convincing for one. They wouldn’t even need to be in on it, just needs one doc to tell them they have it. I imagine most of them have getting tested by the same people.
 
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I still have a twitter account but I blocked Trump as I don't need to see his daily insane droolings.
 
orange people have the same rights as the rest of us you orangephobe!
Oompa loompa my name is trump
Bring me your wife and I'll molest her rump

Oompa loompa dumpey Dee
Inbred hicks will all vote for me

Oompa loompa I am a cnut
When I'm reelected black people I'll hunt

Oompa loompa trumptey poo
After Mexicans and lefties I'm coming for you
 
He's just a fecking piece of shit, surely one of the worst people to ever live. I know you can't say you hope he dies very, very soon, suffering as much as possible, so I won't.

We’re all friends here ;)
 
Does dexamethasone cause swelling? Google sez:
"Many patients find that they become swollen around their face, ankles and feet or have a general swelling of their lower limbs when they are on dexamethasone. The swelling in the limbs is caused by water retention."

Cushing's syndrome or "moon face" is a common side effect in patients taking steroids.