[Sassy Colin]

Rashford has this license to be the worst player on the pitch every game and still gets to start every time.

He's our 2nd top scorer after Bruno.

 

[Judas]

There's so much on the pitch Fred should be banned from doing.

 

[AgentSmith]

Have Sky turned down the crowd noise to reflect how dull the game is?

 

[Godfather]

Fred is having a mare

 

[el3mel]

We can still win this. I'm not losing hope yet.

 

[Dr. Dwayne]

fecking commentator is dreaming of an injury to Bruno.

 

[Superunknown]

Where in the feck is DvB?

It's not like he would be playing anyway...

 

[BusbyMalone]

Carries the load for the rest of the team. Not many like to press bar Cavani

But it accomplishes nothing, though. I really do admire the work rate, but it's so unnecessary

 

[Champ]

This. Is. Awful.

So. Awful. I. Decided. To. Put. Full. Stops. In. Between. Words. To. Take. Up. More. Time.

 

[diarm]

We love to have a go at our defenders, because their shit nights or mistakes lead to goals against.

But I don't think we have a defender in the squad who has been as bad in a game this season as Rashford, Bruno, Greenwood, Matic and Fred have been tonight.

 

[eltigreFalcao]

tedius

 

[Tom Cato]

This fog is giving me depression, what a sad sad place to play a match of football

 

[redshaw]

Palace looking more likely to score right now.

 

[villain]

There are people who think Fred is a good enough midfielder, hilarious

 

[Bwuk]

We are shite

 

[KennyBurner]

Its honestly Martials fault my eyes have to put up with Cavani. Unforgiveable really.

 

[Josep Dowling]

How can Ole look at the way we play and every single game think ‘yeah I’ll leave it like this until the 75th minute’. Do something, try to make a difference. Formation change, player change, shout some instructions at them. Painful viewing.

 

[Nick7]

Everyone just fecking stands around when any of our front four gets the ball.

 

[edgecutter]

Even when we had that purple patch to go top of the league the performances weren't anything to get giddy over. This is just a continuation of what we were seeing.

 

[Hughie77]

Mctom needs to come on, and push Bruno further up hes to deep.

 

[KiD MoYeS]

A tired team.

 

[McLovin]

Fred is shocking

 

[Stevondo8]

Have we had a shot yet?

 

[Murder on Zidanes Floor]

Fred ffs he cannot pass. What the ever living feck. £50m for a player who cannot pass.

 

[Gehrman]

God damn Fred sucks at passing.

 

[acnumber9]

Rashford has this license to be the worst player on the pitch every game and still gets to start every time.

Because we have no better options.

 

[Zlatans Knee]

PLEASE TAKE FRED OFF THE PITCH BEFORE I HAVE AN EMBOLISM

 

[Godfather]

How are we second

It's outright astonishing. The league is fecking crap this year.

 

[eltigreFalcao]

Even they make subs earlier than us

 

[MetoTTT]

What a surprise! We're shite.

 

[Heinzesight]

Fred woeful tonight. Starting to think he’s hoodwinked me a bit and maybe he’s just a bit average.

Confirmed. Awful.

 

[VidaRed]

ffs

 

[TsuWave]

United fans have been suffering so long they now see Daniel James as viable solution

 

[Nick7]

omg Fred

 

[arthurka]

How bad is Fred? I have never seen a player starting at the center of the park at Utd who just can't kick a ball

 

[laughtersassassin]

Fred should retire

 

[Roboc7]

Somehow even worse than first half, maybe the inevitable Palace goal will liven us up.

 

[SER19]

Marriner is just awful.

 

[JTW95]

I know we haven't got many attacking options on the bench but feck me something needs to change. These players on the pitch are not going to score.

 

[The Firestarter]

He's our 2nd top scorer after Bruno.

He is on 9 goals. Hardly earth shattering.