Manchester United VS Dynamo Kiev

Nothing?

Apart from making a glorious chance for Tevez to miss

I heard about his amazing move, and I'm not watching, so I'm merely asking - what was it? Bouncing the ball with a cock or what?
 
VDS having nearly slept the first half, and here Kuz is having all the action.
 
I heard about his amazing move, and I'm not watching, so I'm merely asking - what was it? Bouncing the ball with a cock or what?

Nope, just skinned their left back and some other player and played a lovely pass Tevez, who made a good 360 turn and shot from 5 yards
 
Kyiv fans, regardless of the loss, seem like they're having some fun. They do have a couple of smiling fans.
 
I think even the commentators have given up criticising United.
 
Ronalddddddddddoooooooo