Portsmouth v Manchester United

Said for a while now Valencia is comfortably our most consistent attacking player...Rooney will get all the headlines but this lads been a revalation the past 2 months....

He's usually consistantly decent.

In a game where we only have one up front and have to play on breaks, his pace and dribbling ability is going to be in focus. And we've barely seen his dissappointing crossing because we havent had all of the ball with Pompy sitting back like would happen in most matches.
 
Anyone got a left foot they'd like to donate to Valencia :P

He's been our best played today, and by a mile. I said earlier the contest between him and Hreidarsson was unfair, he's just got far too much pace for him, and Hreidarsson knows it, so is giving him so much space
 
Alright, am I being really miserable if I say Rooney hasn't played very well? I mean, he's scored a hat-trick (that's not bad that) but he really hasn't actually played... well
 
feckin hate pompy fans and their stupid band.

Sounds like a feckin cattle market.

Agreed but it has perhaps unsettled our lads a bit which was the Pompey fans intention, cant blame them for that
 
Seriously though...who picks up their drums on the way to a football match?

"i cant leave without my cow bell!"

get a life you inbred cnut
 
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Alright, am I being really miserable if I say Rooney hasn't played very well? I mean, he's scored a hat-trick (that's not bad that) but he really hasn't actually played... well

he was a little clumsey at first, as everyone was, but hell...he's been on an island up there...surrounded.
 
Dean books Neville. 'the feck?
 
Why are footballers such thick as pig shit idiots? Just don't kick the ball away. Simple.
 
Neville has been acting like an Arsehole today. Whats wrong with the guy?
 
Neville has been acting like an Arsehole today. Whats wrong with the guy?

He's always been a bit of an arsehole, but he's our arsehole.