Stoke City vs. Manchester United

Is there a body part he can't score with?

Maybe his spleen or something.
 
Neville another poor tackle, lucky not to receive a second yellow
 
He's a clever little fecker that Hernandez.

Looks like a lesbian though.
 
Hernandez almost scored with his butt. Diouf starts for B'Burn against the dippers and Neville should be off come half time.
 
Why did Neville risk that? Had to be a red. I feel Stoke have had the rub of the green on the decisions this half, but that was pretty clear.

I reckon we'll have to take off Neville and Scholes early in the second half. Probably bring on Carrick and Obertan, shift O'Shea to Right Back and Evra to Left Back. Or perhaps Brown would get on.
 
Justice served. First one wasn't a yellowm. Neville is so out of his depth. How can he start ahead of Rafael?
 
Wise thing to do at HT would be to take off Neville, stick O'Shea RB, Evra LB, and put Obertan on to play left.
 
Gary Neville is a fecking liability. He was the best right back in the world for a good few years but I just can't believe he's still getting picked ahead of brown and Rafael.
 
I'll be amazed if Stoke don't win a penalty today

Ref seems intent