Why not just play Rafael, Rafael's development is far more important than Premier League rules and United can afford to take the three point hit?
Better yet, play Rafael in Fabio's shirt just to humiliate Fabio, let him know his career at United is one big joke, I'm sure he'd be proud of that he's serving his brother's ban when he's getting few oppertunities himself. Maybe we could play Fabio in Rafael's shirt playing Southampton or someone to make it up.
What next Jonny in Corry's shirt, Wes in Reese's, Darren in Darron's?
Michael Owen in Owen Hargreaves'?
My goodness better yet, just forfeit, sure there's three senior rightbacks avaliable, but since Rafael isn't playing, the game isn't worth winning, even winning with Brown, Neville or O'Shea must be a very hallow fate for a United fan, goodness must be worse than supporting Liverpool or Aston Villa at the moment now mustn't it?