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I was thinking of doing one of these... I won't bother now.
Please do. We should start a collection.
RAWK goes into Meltdown 2010/2011
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) is joined by CEO Duncan Drasdo and Financial Director Andy Green from the Manchester United Supporters Trust for a special episode on all things behind the scenes at Old Trafford including a brief history of MUST and their aims today, views on INEOS and Sir Jim Ratcliffe so far, and the Old Trafford regeneration.
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Please do. We should start a collection.
Yes, please reconsider. This is like -- I don't know -- Syd Barrett dropping by to tell you he wanted to post a new song, but then decided he couldn't be arsed because Brian Wilson's already posted a great one.
When I woke up this morning I had two phrases in my head -- 'its be-coned head' and 'the barb of our cheating, satanic tail'. And from RAWK itself --
Oh jesus...
Is that for real? ffsIt puts the lotion on its skin...
Yes, please reconsider. This is like -- I don't know -- Syd Barrett dropping by to tell you he wanted to post a new song, but then decided he couldn't be arsed because Brian Wilson's already posted a great one.
And from RAWK itself --
Mad Syd to cider's fat Brian? I'd've taken that in August!
The Ciderman strikes again!100% bona fide RAWK, courtesy of Phatz (scroll down a bit) --
We have our Liverpool back.
The OP is pretty decent too --
[my bolding]Something Else @ RAWK said:
even taxi driving blues
And now I'm off to sweep aside & dominate, with class & dignity.
The dignity thing is like some sort of cult language.
Lads, dignified people don't go on about how dignified they are the whole time... because it's undignified.
Lads, dignified people don't go on about how dignified they are the whole time... because it's undignified.
Jesus Christ, these people are genuinely disturbed 
I think I can live with winning the league desperately.
Yeah, winning the league out of desperation, I'd be happy with that every year. No idea what it means, but it sounds alright to me.
That's definitely a United fan on a wind-up. Has to be.
"The wind has changed". Christ almighty.
*whistles Scorpions*
"The wind has changed". Christ almighty.
*whistles Scorpions*
You must not be familiar with RAWK. That was pretty tame, by their standards.
No, I've read a good amount from that site. I'm convinced all those mawkish novella-length missives that are posted on Rawk are written by lads from here on a piss take.
Feck it, I'm probably way off.
Statistics show that most RAWK posts begin with the words: 'I'm know I'm drunk, but...'
That's how most of my chat-up lines start.
It seems that delusion is their life support, without it they'll just wither and die.
Seriously, it's becoming quite scary that rawk place, it's like one of the cultist of the damned union of tormented souls living in the caves of their own delusion
Seriously, it's becoming quite scary that rawk place, it's like one of the cultist of the damned union of tormented souls living in the caves of their own delusion
lmfaoooooooooooooooooooo!
Thats a WUM. That poster only has 4 posts..
Blimey!
FFS, this is like watching an episode from south park
Very uplifting post in that thread. I am happy for them. Roll on next season.
One thing that strikes me when reading RAWK is the vulgar bitterness that litters almost all conversation. It seems as if it's customary to use the word 'twat' or 'cnut' in the same sentence as the name of another club/player - 'twat' being used five times in the first three responses to a thread on Ronaldo breaking the La Liga goal scoring record. And they seem to have a strange fascination with faecal matter, but I suppose that goes with the territory at Anfield.
You can just imagine some ghastly Scouser hocking up phlegm, as he speaks aloud, when sitting at the computer alternating between the words 'Kunt' and 'King Kenny' in his posts.
You can just imagine some ghastly Scouser hocking up phlegm, as he speaks aloud, when sitting at the computer alternating between the words 'Kunt' and 'King Kenny' in his posts.
So who did kill Kenny?
I just can't believe they're back again. That's four comebacks this season alone isn't it?
They believe that if they write what looks like an essay, it makes Liverpool fans look intelligent and more passionate, whereas on the internet it's obviously preferable to possess the ability to make you point in as pithy a manner as possible. And when you revisit any of their threads a year later, by then it's clear even to many of them that it's all a load of rambling bollocks stemming from a genuine mental illness. It's also hilarious for us, obviously.
But still, whatever gets them through the tragedy of reality.
Obviously didn't want to play in the Europa league. Besides, The Europa league just lost Liverpool, not the other way around.
Take more than a bloody essay to make that happen.
FOOL THE WHOLE LOT OF YOU,
Next year is their year, don't you know that? Up up and away YAWN!
Next year is their year, don't you know that? Up up and away YAWN!
Michael Owen - "If you can't beat them, join them."
Should go down well on RAWK.
Should go down well on RAWK.
I imagine there are a lot of threads on there at the moment absolutely outraged about the conspiracy that gave Blackpool an offside goal and a goal from a free kick today, and denied us two penalties.
Man Utd : Where Liverpool legends go to win their league winners medal.
Michael Owen now has more league medal than the whole Liverpool squad put together.
Ironic.
Ironic.
Glen Johnson has one, Joe Cole has three.
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