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Waldner
I had noticed and I will support you in your campaign against Zarlak.

Lets discuss how crap he is at pretty much everything.
Silent_Running
Well, suffice it to say I noticed he was very crap, and I noticed it on a number of occasions.

I've only been crap fewer than 10 times in recent history, and most of that was because of Zarlak, I'm sure.

What are your thoughts on our comparative crapness?

Thank you for your support, it is essential.
Waldner
I'm glad I'm not the only one to notice it, brother. I have confidence that you will not lose to him.

Zarlak is infinitely crapper. He looks like crap, smells like crap and acts crap. You have every chance of success.
Silent_Running
So, what things do you like to do, Waldner?
Waldner
Eat, sleep, rave, repeat.

I presume you dislike walking and talking.
Silent_Running
What makes you think that?
Silent_Running
Ah I get it now! Because of my name!
It's actually the title of a movie, but I like the combination of words as well.