Just look at his username, he always has been.
Arne Slot | Liverpool manager
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) is joined by CEO Duncan Drasdo and Financial Director Andy Green from the Manchester United Supporters Trust for a special episode on all things behind the scenes at Old Trafford including a brief history of MUST and their aims today, views on INEOS and Sir Jim Ratcliffe so far, and the Old Trafford regeneration.
You’re right and now he’s gonna unbearable for sure.
DNA testing? For what?
To see if any of the players are his kids?
To see if any of the players are his kids?
male pattern baldness. he wants an army of slapheads.
Testing for asthma
I wouldn't let him play with my shit
The real burning question is when will he have his first pop at United and what will it be about? I'm going for the old classic of questioning a refereeing decision that goes our way.
Stool samples? Is this a common thing?
Check who is still on the steroid inhalers. Maybe he is cleaning them up from the Klopp regime
He already has Darwin if he wants a bag of shite.
I'm genuinely curious. Is this something that happens frequently in top level football or is it just Liverpool PR team trying to make Slot look like a macho revolutionist, not doing a good job at it, and trolling him in the process?
Arne slot: Poo collector
He'll be busy on Merseyside.
He'll be busy on Merseyside.
Surely it would be better to do the stool samples after the bike ride. This fella's a sex masochist.
Paul Pogba repeatedly requested stool samples to find out what kind of bar stools he preferred at the Carrington Night Club he also requested.
Also, is his hands on approach during the ride or after?
Would be a good start. Always good to stick with the classics early doors.
If he s a proper Feijenoord man, and EtH obv an Ajax man then im sure those digs will come naturally.
He's wants to use a hands on approach to plan their players' periods and check their shite? That sure adds another layer to you'll never walk alone.
You’ll never shit alone
Tbf he sounds like quite the romantic, bike rides and swimming in the lake. I'll be the Slot to your Arne. 
Completely forgot Klopp is ex Liverpool now, this is great
If he fails, will RC call him flop or that he need 3 years...
"Periodisation planning"
I do this as well. It lets me know which week every month is safe to have a wank.