Chivas vs Manchester United - Pre season friendly

Coffee and I have a bad relationship. I'm surviving on snus, Pringles and Urge right now
 
I'm just glad this silly tour is over. Can't we have a normal pre-season for once? In Europe? Playing half-decent teams?
 
Morning caftards, what were the goals like?
Goal 1: Chested down by Bautista, Chicharito hammers it from 25 yards, taking a bobble as it goes in
Goal 2: Smalling scores from a corner, hell freezes over
Goal 3: Free-kick and dodgy defending all round. Striker was offside but doesn't excuse the rubbish defending, Bautista guiding it past Kuszczak
 
Chicharito gave them the lead with a fine strike from the edge of the box, Smalling equalised with a header from a corner (!) and Bautista restored Chivas lead with an offside goal from a set piece. We've been a bit shit the first half
 
Wait, is that the old guy who played for Mexico at the World Cup? Blanco?
 
Jesus, my neighboors are getting up. Why am I awake? Hope we're on fire in the second half, so I can pretend it's worth it :D
 
I'm starting to think that we had it wrong. Diouf was just preparing the way for the True One, el Chicharito. Like John the Baptist.
 
Goal 1: Chested down by Bautista, Chicharito hammers it from 25 yards, taking a bobble as it goes in
Goal 2: Smalling scores from a corner, hell freezes over
Goal 3: Free-kick and dodgy defending all round. Striker was offside but doesn't excuse the rubbish defending, Bautista guiding it past Kuszczak

Thanks