It was Frank Clark but yeah, that's how Fergie tells it.
It's a "thank feck" moment in United's history.
Eden Hazard | "I am signing for Chelsea"
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It was Frank Clark but yeah, that's how Fergie tells it.
It's a "thank feck" moment in United's history.
Frank Clark. Not Clough.
He refused to pick up the phone when Fergie rang through because he knew what/who was ringing about.
The rest is history.
Well no shit, I'm just replying to a question. Don't be hatin' the messenger.
What's going on? I'm stuck in Anglesey with a crap signal surfing on my mobile...cn someone summarise the last 12 hours or so please?
Jesus christ I was only making a point that it may mean nothing in terms of a transfer.
No need to get so angry, chill the feck out Sparky.
Im not the one who is angry here.
Just calm the feck down will you?
I hate you all
I want you to take this matter into your own hands, go out there and sign us Hazard.
Great little cat fight 
Listen just because Hazard and his agent may be in London, it's no need to panic. Luckily RedCafe does have a contingency plan. Here is what we should all be doing NOW, not later, but IMMEDIATELY.
1.) Inform loved ones that you love them and care for them, through thick and thin.
2.) Tell them this is why you have to humanely kill them.
3.) Collect supplies of tinned food, bottled water, hand lubricant and laptop batteries.
4.) Build a bunker below your house, make sure it has wi-fi and or wired net connections.
5.) Relocate down stairs and wait till this hazard blows over.
6.) Re-appear when the hazard has sorted itself out.
7.) Repopulate the planet with whoever is left, preferably female.
8.) Re-name all slaughtered loved ones 'eden' if he signs for United.
9.) Re-name them whatever they were previously called but with a number to denote they are the second version of the person you saved from the hazard. If he signs for Chelsea, remind them of this daily and that they should be thankful you killed everyone you knew before they had to see him in blue.
10.) Blame Gill, Glazer, Giggs and Sir Alex.
1.) Inform loved ones that you love them and care for them, through thick and thin.
2.) Tell them this is why you have to humanely kill them.
3.) Collect supplies of tinned food, bottled water, hand lubricant and laptop batteries.
4.) Build a bunker below your house, make sure it has wi-fi and or wired net connections.
5.) Relocate down stairs and wait till this hazard blows over.
6.) Re-appear when the hazard has sorted itself out.
7.) Repopulate the planet with whoever is left, preferably female.
8.) Re-name all slaughtered loved ones 'eden' if he signs for United.
9.) Re-name them whatever they were previously called but with a number to denote they are the second version of the person you saved from the hazard. If he signs for Chelsea, remind them of this daily and that they should be thankful you killed everyone you knew before they had to see him in blue.
10.) Blame Gill, Glazer, Giggs and Sir Alex.
Don't worry Adzzz, I have a back up plan.
177 pages... phew... keep it up lads... who's Eden Hazard btw? Our next flop?
There's a nice example of how anything he says can be spun to the journalists needs in the Express today. The whole number 10 thing according to them means he's hinting he wants to join us.
I can't remember how he put it. Did hazard say he'd announce right after the game or just 'after the game'? Could be weeks after and wed have a cafe melt down on our hands.
Only if you calm down Sparky.
Damn you.
Eden hazard @hazardeden10
good afternoon guys. i made up my mind. see you later. thanks
good afternoon guys. i made up my mind. see you later. thanks
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
it's morning over here. he's clearly retarded.
Now the thread has an excuse to go nuts.
Shit.... Now I'm excited/ nervous
Cocks out, lube ready
where is everyone? I thought the thread would have increased by 10 pages by now.
There is actual real news. Cmon dick heads!
There is actual real news. Cmon dick heads!
Chelsea fan?
He's off to City then.
Is there?
If he has made up his mind why couldnt he tweet "i am going to (insert clubname here)"?
Attention seeking whore
Attention seeking whore
He is seriously getting on my nerves.
I feel it is important for him to know this.
I feel it is important for him to know this.
Let's hope it's all revealed quickly.
So he goes to London to sort out a contract, and now confirms he has made his mind! Oh well....
Really?
The day after a rumour that his agent is in London finalising a contract with Chelsea!
Edit:
Could it be a hacking, does he always type with no care for grammar or what time of day it is?
Don't know what's worse him for dragging things on or those hanging on to his every word.
It is of course impossible to do business in London unless you are a London based club
is it a coincidence, the day Evra says to Hazard to join United, he finally decides where to go 
He hasn't moved to the UK yet, GMT+1 where he is.
Where has he said Chelsea?
is it a coincidence, the day Evra says to Hazard to join United, he finally decides where to go
That Evra quote was from last week.
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