Juan Mata | 2013/14 Performances

[TheReligion]

I know. Not even one green laughing smiley.

They are all still in muppet/blinker/weirdo mode. Don't worry about it.

It baffles me how people turn a great feeling into a downer on here. Apparently if Rooney signs his new contract then van Persie is a goner in the summer. It is like a soap opera this Caf at times!

 

[Lynk]

He's following the official accounts

https://twitter.com/juanmata10/following

 

[Adzzz]

Mataday, celebrate!

 

[Mickeza]

He's following the official accounts

https://twitter.com/juanmata10/following

I'm starting to think there might be something to this.

 

[Red Shorts]

Saturday shall now be known as Mataday!

 

[Earthquake]

I'm starting to think there might be something to this.

I doubt it, Chelsea'd be daft to sell him, especially to us.

 

[Irwinwastheking]

I'm starting to think there might be something to this.

Still says he's a Chelsea player there. It's an elaborate WUM from that sneaky scamp Jose.

 

[Lynk]

I'm starting to think there might be something to this.

 

[Dobba]

It's painted onto the grass. How long does that take. 5 minutes? Did Phil Neville forget how to spell 'H'?

He did it lowercase the first time.

 

[JakeC]

I think I've killed my dick.

 

[Kag]

I'm looking forward to reading his blog! feck the football.

 

[walsh]

Is it true SSN are saying he'll wear No. 7?

 

[JinnerJamie]

Is it true SSN are saying he'll wear No. 7?

Nothing official as of yet, all rumor at the moment.

 

[Kill 'em all]

Is it true SSN are saying he'll wear No. 7?

It's the only number apart from the 10 which suits our record breaking transfer. They're only stating the obvious if they really reported that.

 

[walsh]

It's the only number apart from the 10 which suits our record breaking transfer. They're only stating the obvious if they really reported that.

#8?

 

[Red Shorts]

Should change it to @JuanMa7a

 

[Kill 'em all]

#8?

I like numbers like 4, 8, 6 to represent the position of a player. I think we should leave 8 for a central midfielder.

 

[Red Shorts]

I like numbers like 4, 8, 6 to represent the position of a player. I think we should leave 8 for a central midfielder.

what strange choices.

 

[walsh]

Part of me was hoping Januzaj would get #7 next year but obviously it doesn't really mata and he could always have 11 after Giggsy.

 

[Sixpence]

Get his mates in now, Herrera and Koke.

 

[iSparky]

He's so dreamy

 

[Kaos]

Is this quite possibly the least heterosexual thread in the Caf's history?

 

[Red Shorts]

Is this quite possibly the least heterosexual thread in the Caf's history?

What about the "do you like penis?" thread?

There is no such thread by the way...

 

[iSparky]

I want to caress his sexy face....

 

[Earthquake]

Is this quite possibly the least heterosexual thread in the Caf's history?

Probably, can't complain though, probably the first time a proper muppet thread came home to roost.

 

[Genius Me!]

I want to caress his sexy face....

The Mata effect

 

[Sir A1ex]

I think I've killed my dick.

Too much Matabation?

 

[Decotron]

 

[iSparky]

The Mata effect

He could release an aftershave called "the Mata effect" ! I would buy it, he could make even more monies!!

 

[freshibal]

Moyes: 'I love crosses Juan, lots of crosses, your crossing ability, to be frank, it gets me aroused, I want you to make me aroused Juan'

Mata: 'errrrm, how much am I getting paid again?'

 

[Hernandez - BFA]

I like numbers like 4, 8, 6 to represent the position of a player. I think we should leave 8 for a central midfielder.

Save 4 for Fabregas

I could watch that all day.

 

[JinnerJamie]

Can't embed this video from United's instagram:

http://instagram.com/p/jmh4OHIHuF/

 

[JakeC]

I think I'm in Love.

 

[KM]

Can't embed this video from United's instagram:

http://instagram.com/p/jmh4OHIHuF/

I'm in love guys.

Btw, heard his interview is on 7pm on MUTV. Is it true?

 

[Scorpy]

When are we going to see him posing with the red shirt etc?

 

[Sam]

Can't embed this video from United's instagram:

http://instagram.com/p/jmh4OHIHuF/

Thats brilliant.

 

[NotoriousISSY]

I'm in love guys.

Btw, heard his interview is on 7pm on MUTV. Is it true?

If true one of you twunts better have a PM sent around with a horrible link to view this.

 

[Seveneric]

Shush.

That's next week's problem, it's still Mataday and we haven't lost a match since he arrived.

That's nice. I just hope it doesn't all turn sour, because he doesn't solve any of the team's pressing issues.

 

[Sixpence]

I'm in love guys.

Btw, heard his interview is on 7pm on MUTV. Is it true?

Nothing listed for that on the Sky planner.

 

[Sixpence]

If true one of you twunts better have a PM sent around with a horrible link to view this.

I've got MUTV on my TV. You can come round to my house and watch through the window if you like. If it's a good interview I'll give you the thumbs up signal.