Juan Mata | 2013/14 Performances
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There's a very strong possibility that he might. His performance levels are ridiculous for a player of his age.
feck me great detective work Damo. WW skillz.Are they doing another interview with him today? I thought I saw a picture of them interviewing him going up on one of the social media streams this morning.
Damien = robotic columbo.
I agree - though it would make him some goddamn player.
Mata has to be number 7, the only reason he won't be 7 (Damien's evidence is conclusive I think) is in case we have some sort of mega superstar lined up in the summer. I want Mata to have it however.
Credit goes to @Elwhizz in the newbies. Signed up today and posted about the juanmata7.com redirecting to juanmata10.com in the newbies a few minutes before I posted it here. I expanded a bit on that by looking at the whois and seeing when the domain was registered and whether it was done by a cybersquatter or not (pretty sure it isn't).
A few weeks ago I would have said the #7 was Januzaj's number in waiting, but with Mata coming in I think it should go to him; in spite of recent owners it's still a hugely important number and giving it to Mata might compound the lift he gives to the team.
Ah I see - good work that man as well!
I agree, I think having the number 7 back will bring a little something back we've lacked. Nothing better than United having an outstanding no.7 tearing shit up which Mata will.
I was doing this to a bunch of girls last night... I'd like to think they cared.
True but he could also pull a Quaresma. Judging young footballers is hard because a great 18 year old can equate to a average 20 something year old.
Still right now that line up looks good
It looks like Rooney has had additional forehead muscles photoshopped onto his face. Those are the most buff eyebrows I have ever seen.
I stayed up all night watching Youtube reels of Mata. It made me happier than a kitten chasing a leaky cow.
I have to say I'm very excited, not only by signing such quality but obviously because it's showing we are prepared to splash some cash, and more important to prospective signings that we still mean business.
Our first choice attacking unit is unreal really once they're all fit. I have a little feeling that someone is going to be on the receiving end of a goo old fashioned spanking at OT soon.
It's a welcome bit of light in a dire few weeks.
Classy statement from Mata too.
Our first choice attacking unit is unreal really once they're all fit. I have a little feeling that someone is going to be on the receiving end of a goo old fashioned spanking at OT soon.
It's a welcome bit of light in a dire few weeks.
Classy statement from Mata too.
Step in the right direction, but we do still need that midfielder
Rio would fit in well at the caf.
Probably in the newbs right now tbh, called Matadore7, or some such.
I think we should all get twitter and convince him to join us, he would be a legend on here. Who is the most persuasive in this joint?
Wouldn't that be the third time it's been attempted?
Yeah, but the old saying goes "4th time's the charm!"
That's absolutely how I remember it.
We should give him a job in our PR department when he hangs up his boots. He's a great hype man.
That's what my ex used to say.
The funny thing is, is that Rio Ferdinand could be in our midst.
Well we know Mad Winger is Kagawa. Rio is definitely lurking around somewhere.
He really looks like a super hero in this pic. "Don't worry Man Utd. Juan Mata is on his way to save you."
This goal! My God!
He's a truly wonderful player.
Not many people know this, but the reason the MUTV clip of him arriving was only 1 min long was because it was fake. What really happened was Juan's helicopter was idling 100 ft above the Carrington and then he flipped out of it, without a parachute! Apparently, as he was falling all you could hear was "David Moyes is a football genius" at which point Mata, with his cartel connections, pulled out an anti-scot gun and ripped the Scotishness out of Moyes. Whilst Moyes was writhing in agony on the floor, Juan whispered to him "You're not worthy Moyesy boy".
The helicopter then exploded, with huge bits of shrapnel raining around Mata as he neared the training ground. Stopping in front of Woodward, the propeller from the exploding helicopter shaved off the beard that had grown on Mata's face whilst he was in exile from Stamford Bridge. Woodward, out of sheer admiration dropped to his knees and begged "Help me Juan, you're my only hope". And it was at this point that the MUTV cameras started rolling...
The helicopter then exploded, with huge bits of shrapnel raining around Mata as he neared the training ground. Stopping in front of Woodward, the propeller from the exploding helicopter shaved off the beard that had grown on Mata's face whilst he was in exile from Stamford Bridge. Woodward, out of sheer admiration dropped to his knees and begged "Help me Juan, you're my only hope". And it was at this point that the MUTV cameras started rolling...
Total bullshit. Not only is your story of "what really happened" completely unrealistic, I have a degree in Digital Video Production and a convincing enough fake of such a video is next to impossible.
That's not realistic at all. MUTV having more than one camera? feck off....
Don't be so fecking skeptical!!!
Owned by Quinton Fortune btw
It's a bit amazing seeing everything that he's won since 2010. He won the World Cup and European championship with Spain, as well as scoring in a final against Italy. He won the champions league, Europa league, fa cup with Chelsea as well. Always seems to score whenever he played against us as well as running the games. Clearly a big game player, can't wait to see him on Tuesday.
Listen I'm not saying thats for certain what happened, but why would you only film a 1 minute video, with Juan posing as he exits a 'helicopter'? I wouldn't be surprised if the same people who faked the lunar landings also worked on this betrayal. After all, which big player would want to play for David Moyes??
Moyes smile was also clearly fake and I've watched enough Derren Brown to know a thing or two about facial expressions and when Moyes went to tap Mata on the back, it reeked of "Who said you could touch me"?
Juan Mata arriving for training earlier, just can't get enough of him.
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