[sizzling sausages]

We beat Klopp 1-0 courtesy of Rooney under Van Gaal.

Fair dos, I have zero recollection of that

 

[The Brown Bull]

C’mon United! Get into them!

 

[Catt]

Please show some energy. Have to match Liverpool

 

[Murder on Zidanes Floor]

We need Fredinho today.

Don't bring uncle freddy please.

Fredgar Davids

 

[Loon]

Nauseating, cloying, thin-skinned sentimentalists.

 

[Drawfull]

hag we go

 

[berbatrick]

bad feeling seeing salah's face.

 

[I’m loving my life]

Come on United!

 

[12OunceEpilogue]

A draw wouldn't be too bad to be honest, but we should bloody well win.

 

[Catt]

You know the ref will feck up

 

[Anustart89]

Alright, let's smash these cnuts.

(Hi posts that feel sexual!)

 

[LARulz]

This will sound weird, but it was nice to see Ten Hag and Klopp having a good laugh. Even Klopp can't be a dick to him, he's too likeable

 

[Superunknown]

Hope their midfield and attack is as out of time as their singing.

 

[Damien]

Fecking fantastic. Beglin on comms.

 

[48 hours]

You know the ref will feck up

look at them wrong and it will be a free kick

 

[PoTMS]

Bruno on the left as I thought. Would've preferred Sabitzer instead of Weghorst as the #10.

 

[Mike Smalling]

They're rolling around already. Jeez.

 

[Swedish_Plumber]

Nothing in that tackle

 

[Pexbo]

Fannies are diving already

 

[Widow]

They're diving about already

 

[Andycoleno9]

Pressure on ref from first second. Typical.

 

[Verminator]

They own the ref then?

 

[Shakesy]

I need a river buddies

 

[Furious George]

He's bang on about there being a hint of Spring in the air.

Top analysis.

 

[Trophy Room]

Haven’t done well away to big teams yet.

 

[lex talionis]

Diving like punks already.

 

[rajds89]

feck all wrong with either of those but it’s good to know early on that this referee will give them everything they scream and shout for.

 

[Amar__]

Feck sake, that was a foul on Fred.

 

[90 + 5min]

Diving has begun.

 

[Ronaldo's ego]

Got taken out by a ghost.

 

[pseudo_canadian]

Playacting already

 

[SATA]

River please?

 

[Roboc7]

Not confident we’ll get a result but hope we approach with much more positivity than we have done in years.

 

[Anustart89]

Look at them diving

 

[Andycoleno9]

They will dive whole day to get cards for our players.

 

[Sassy Colin]

feck me, they made a lot out of those challenges

 

[Murder on Zidanes Floor]

Let off!

 

[Sparky_Hughes]

slum dwelling sister shagging diving thieving cheats

 

[Erics_Collar]

Need a goal early, don't think I can stomach listening to this crowd.

 

[HookedOnAPhelan]

God I hate them.