[UncleBob]

It's mind boggling how last season Lukaku seemed to improve his overall quality with every game, yet he looks completely dogshit now.

It's slightly more mind boggling that you seem to think that was the case He had a good first season, all the negative things could be written off as first season issues, just needing to fully adapt, then dominate in his second season.

 

[kouroux]

Don't tell me you don't remember that Capsule Corp training chamber where Goku trained in 100x gravity, and Yamcha got owned in like 10x gravity.

Of course I do. Classic Goku training, best period leading up the battle with Freeza

 

[Wednesday at Stoke]

This gives a new meaning to the theater of dreams. trouble falling asleep? Come to the theater of dreams.

 

[red4ever 79]

We need Darmian on for Sanchez and Lindelof for Rashford. Shore up that defence

 

[Offside]

Never seen the team and fans so flat and devoid of anything. It’s remarkable what’s happened to our club.

 

[RedDevil@84]

Is Jose afraid that none of his subs today will be effective, given how almost everyone in the team is underperforming

 

[Minimalist]

S/O to the Man Utd fans at OT

Poor fcukers.

 

[botond]

When Pogba and Lukaku are bad, the BT commentators call them lazy. They don't use that word about equally bad white players.

Shades of Ron Atkinson

 

[Irrational.]

Just as a reminder: Juve beat these guys 2-0 with 10 men for the majority of the game away from home.

 

[DRM]

Hazard was right about Lukaku at the WC, he needs to get involved a lot more!

 

[RedDevilRoshi]

Absolutely $hitting myself what Juventus are going to do to this Man Utd team

 

[RedNed77]

Matic tonight

 

[Samid]

There's better atmosphere in Lyon-Shakthar and there are about 100 people in attendance in that game.

 

[Enigma_87]

We never seem to pass the ball into space now. Very static in the final third.

 

[kouroux]

That ref is a bitch

 

[DRM]

Just as a reminder: Juve beat these guys 2-0 with 10 men for the majority of the game away from home.

I shudder to think what they'll do to us!

 

[Toad]

He slipped.

He got completely done from what I was

 

[Jagga7]

fecking hell, we got Matic trying to spray balls around, sub Matic and Fellani and Lukaku off, for the love of god!

 

[Reddy Rederson]

You know they can’t hear us, don’t you.

No one can hear us, we’re typing

 

[Anustart89]

SHOT ON TARGET!

 

[arnie_ni]

Look at that lukaku. Make a run get a chance. Funny game footy

 

[kouroux]

Just as a reminder: Juve beat these guys 2-0 with 10 men for the majority of the game away from home.

With tons of chances created

 

[Canagel]

No subs yet. We need a goal. No subs are being made. Are we scared to lose the game?

 

[Yagami]

Don't tell me you don't remember that Capsule Corp training chamber where Goku trained in 100x gravity, and Yamcha got owned in like 10x gravity.

I always liked Yamcha. That moment was one of many where I couldn't help but sympathise

I bet while he was in there Bulma was you-know-whatting with Vegeta, too. Poor man couldn't catch a break!

 

[Scholesgoals]

Wow our fans look, uninspired?

they were loud earlier...

but 3 shots in 70 minutes for both sides... jesus.

 

[jmaggio]

 

[2 man midfield]

Why do we never have more than 2 players in their half? So frustrating.

 

[DRM]

Gedes has been shite

 

[PvsNP]

Fellaini must be one of the most limited midfielders at the top level I've ever seen.

 

[Can7onA]

Sell Sanchez, buy Guedes.

 

[Toad]

Lukaku

 

[JonDahl]

Created nothing all game.

 

[Schmeichel's Cartwheel]

Guedes is one of the worst oppo players I've ever seen lol

 

[BeforeKeanetherewasRobson]

I hate late subs.

But in Jose's defence, he's probably struggling as he only has three and needs six or seven.

Fecking move Lukaku, you tree.

 

[Xeno]

Hahahahahabaha Lukaku hahahaha omg what was that

 

[RedDevilRoshi]

Come on Jose, make a change or two!

 

[kouroux]

Dear Lord Sanchez is shit

 

[Vidyoyo]

Look like dem Moyes boys out there.

 

[Gordon S]

Sanchez is useless

 

[Silas]

So why did we buy Fred?

 

[Wednesday at Stoke]

Shot on target. Get in.