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Newcastle United 1:0 Manchester United

Post-match discussion


Sat, 02 December 2023

Scoreline flattered us. Comprehensively outplayed by a better team.
 
Tough watch. Second best to everything. No risk taking, just sat back for 90 minutes. It wasn't 4 or 5-0 but felt like a 4 or 5-0 game.
 
As soon as we face a top 8 side away just don't bother at this rate, forfeit the game.

Piss poor.
 
The most one-sided 1-0 you'll ever seen. We were diabolical. Again. Just an all-round disgusting performance.
 
Sell Rashford as soon as is humanly possible. Along with Martial as a buy one get one free
 
1-0, better team won. We didn’t look hopeless, but never looked threatening in the least. Really weird one.
 
Pure dogshit. Awful attitude. So many shite players that need to be shown the door. Manager also.
 
These players should be ashamed of themselves.
 
Their squad is depleted. A good manager would be getting a result here.

Nothing much more to say really. We are just an awful side. Comprehensively outplayed by Newcastle B team twice.
 
Shaw is the only one in the whole team who can actually ball.
 
Getting out worked and run cannot be forgiven. Rashford the poster child, cannot play him for a while. Dark days.
 
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Seen this game loads this season, but if they’re relegation fodder we usually manage to bundle ourselves a goal at some point. These lot are just better than us and it told.
 
Maguire and Shaw have been good. Mainoo did ok. Others were just pathetic except subs.
 
It's the hope that kills you. Not the hope that we'll win, but that we will put in a decent performance and look like a team.

Lots of changes needed, it can't come soon enough.
 
Could've easily been a 4-5 nil game another day. Second best at everything.
 
We are a team of individuals, and most of them individually also happen to be shit at football.
 
Disgraceful performance really

McTominay, Martial, Rashford, Onana can all feck off.
 

Man of the Match

Harry Maguire image Harry Maguire 67% of 236 votes

Runners-up

Player Ratings

4.6 Total Average Rating

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Lowest Rated Player

Compiled from 258 ratings.

Score Predictions

54,108,33
  • Man Utd win
  • Newcastle win
  • Draw

Detailed Results

  • 14% Newcastle 3:1 Man Utd
  • 12% Newcastle 1:2 Man Utd
  • 11% Newcastle 2:0 Man Utd
  • 10% Newcastle 2:2 Man Utd
  • 9% Newcastle 2:1 Man Utd
  • 7% Newcastle 1:1 Man Utd
  • 7% Newcastle 4:0 Man Utd
  • 6% Newcastle 3:0 Man Utd
  • 5% Newcastle 1:3 Man Utd
  • 4% Newcastle 4:1 Man Utd
  • 3% Newcastle 0:2 Man Utd
  • 3% Newcastle 0:1 Man Utd
  • 3% Newcastle 0:3 Man Utd
  • 2% Newcastle 2:3 Man Utd
  • 2% Newcastle 3:2 Man Utd
  • 1% Newcastle 1:0 Man Utd
  • 1% Newcastle 6:0 Man Utd
  • 1% Newcastle 9:0 Man Utd
  • 1% Newcastle 5:1 Man Utd
Compiled from 195 predictions.
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Match Stats

  1. Newcastle
  2. Man Utd
Possession
58% 42%
Shots
22 8
Shots on Target
4 1
Corners
7 3
Fouls
6 13

Referee

Robert Jones